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>2010, 5771 years after god created the world pls no fedora tipping
>just your average b.net newfoman™℠®©℗
>someone brings up coup d'élastique hon hon hon in thread
>"wot is coop"
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Posted By: nipponfurryyiff420
>coup is le *le sniper memed*
>i report nipponfurryyiff420 for cyberbullying
>he gets locked up for 25 years
>he calls up his coup shill homeboy die schiff x3
>he buys a hitman off of the deep web and sends it after me
>rabbi walks in front of me and gets shot instead
>mom gets scared, bel air, etc.
>coup d'bungie is shut down for anti-semetism
>iggyhopper is banned for 3 years
>writes mein kampf during ban time
>once ban has ended, he wins the heart of b.net and is elected as new overlord
>in revenge for coup being abolished, he becomes dictator of b.net and creates b.next

this is the 100% historically accurate story of how i am responsible for b.next's creation

i'm sorry
Last Edit: October 02, 2014, 08:24:38 PM by Ember

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Quote from: Septy on October 02, 2014, 08:25:14 PM
This needs to be published into a book and eventually made into a movie.
This

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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 02, 2014, 08:33:35 PM

i make an allusion to you in my story

and this is how you repay me

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Ember on October 02, 2014, 08:36:40 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 02, 2014, 08:33:35 PM

i make an allusion to you in my story

and this is how you repay me
Am sorry, but the Fuhrers orders were precise. You are to be blamed and pay the price.

 
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Quote from: Officer Nasty on October 02, 2014, 08:24:43 PM
moral of the story:  everything can be blamed on the jews

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Quote from: Latsu15 on October 02, 2014, 08:39:57 PM
Quote from: Officer Nasty on October 02, 2014, 08:24:43 PM
moral of the story:  everything can be blamed on the jews

later that night, latsu15 was abducted by three rabbis armed with imi galils and thrown in the back of a van

he was never seen again

 
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Quote from: Ember on October 02, 2014, 09:03:50 PM
later that night, latsu15 was abducted by three rabbis armed with imi galils and thrown in the back of a van

he was never seen again

I won't let them take my friend!

 
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Quote from: Ember on October 02, 2014, 08:18:37 PM
>2010, 5771 years after god created the world pls no fedora tipping
>just your average b.net newfoman™℠®©℗
>someone brings up coup d'élastique hon hon hon in thread
>"wot is coop"
Quote
Posted By: nipponfurryyiff420
>coup is le *le sniper memed*
>i report nipponfurryyiff420 for cyberbullying
>he gets locked up for 25 years
>he calls up his coup shill homeboy die schiff x3
>he buys a hitman off of the deep web and sends it after me
>rabbi walks in front of me and gets shot instead
>mom gets scared, bel air, etc.
>coup d'bungie is shut down for anti-semetism
>iggyhopper is banned for 3 years
>writes mein kampf during ban time
>once ban has ended, he wins the heart of b.net and is elected as new overlord
>in revenge for coup being abolished, he becomes dictator of b.net and creates b.next

this is the 100% historically accurate story of how i am responsible for b.next's creation

i'm sorry
I am Groot.

 
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Quote from: Groot on October 02, 2014, 09:25:54 PM
Quote from: Ember on October 02, 2014, 08:18:37 PM
>2010, 5771 years after god created the world pls no fedora tipping
>just your average b.net newfoman™℠®©℗
>someone brings up coup d'élastique hon hon hon in thread
>"wot is coop"
Quote
Posted By: nipponfurryyiff420
>coup is le *le sniper memed*
>i report nipponfurryyiff420 for cyberbullying
>he gets locked up for 25 years
>he calls up his coup shill homeboy die schiff x3
>he buys a hitman off of the deep web and sends it after me
>rabbi walks in front of me and gets shot instead
>mom gets scared, bel air, etc.
>coup d'bungie is shut down for anti-semetism
>iggyhopper is banned for 3 years
>writes mein kampf during ban time
>once ban has ended, he wins the heart of b.net and is elected as new overlord
>in revenge for coup being abolished, he becomes dictator of b.net and creates b.next

this is the 100% historically accurate story of how i am responsible for b.next's creation

i'm sorry
I am Groot.
i now appoint you as my official shitpost bumper

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#bump4history

 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Quote from: Septy on October 02, 2014, 08:25:14 PM
This needs to be published into a book and eventually made into a movie.
And from a movie into a shitty Broadway production.

"bungie: turn off le dark theme"

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