>be me

i am karjala takaisin · January 28, 2015, 07:51:55 PM

>just your average awkward young adult
>hanging out by the gin mill when the niftiest dame from school, lily mayflower, walks by
>i carry a torch for her big time
>she's about to step in a puddle
>thinking quick, i throw my fedora over the puddle
>she turns back to me and says "scram ya drugstore cowboy, i already got me a daddy"
>suddenly keith perringsway, the richest guy in school, pulls up in his cadillac v16
>"hey doll, what are you doing with this sap?"
>"just telling him to beat it"
>"come on, let's go get some root beer floats"
>they drive off
>my fedora is on the ground, wet and crumpled
feels bad man

Coomer · January 28, 2015, 07:55:13 PM

Never stop

i am karjala takaisin · January 28, 2015, 08:31:41 PM

i spent like 20 minutes researching proper 1920s through 40s slang for this thread and i will not have it die like this

A Cheese Potato · January 28, 2015, 08:38:16 PM

well done

alphy · January 28, 2015, 08:45:56 PM

how does this cadaLic look like

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 28, 2015, 08:51:29 PM

v16 caddy? fucking poorfag

a real classy gentleman would drive an Atlantic

Novice · January 28, 2015, 09:08:16 PM

*claps*

i am karjala takaisin · January 29, 2015, 08:42:52 AM

Quote from: xXx OpTiiC Яyle xXx [orz] on January 28, 2015, 08:51:29 PM

v16 caddy? fucking poorfag

a real classy gentleman would drive an Atlantic

>driving french cars

Elegiac · January 29, 2015, 08:44:30 AM

Quote from: Eתוber on January 28, 2015, 08:31:41 PM

i spent like 20 minutes researching proper 1920s through 40s slang for this thread and i will not have it die like this

I appreciated it

gats · January 29, 2015, 08:49:46 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on January 29, 2015, 08:44:30 AM

Quote from: Eתוber on January 28, 2015, 08:31:41 PM
i spent like 20 minutes researching proper 1920s through 40s slang for this thread and i will not have it die like this
I appreciated it

Same, I chuckled.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 29, 2015, 11:36:39 AM

Quote from: Eתוber on January 29, 2015, 08:42:52 AM

Quote from: xXx OpTiiC Яyle xXx [orz] on January 28, 2015, 08:51:29 PM
v16 caddy? fucking poorfag

a real classy gentleman would drive an Atlantic

>driving french cars

remember kids

france was actually cool at one point

MattyFez · January 29, 2015, 12:05:23 PM

>still wearing fedoras
>2015

Onion · January 29, 2015, 12:26:16 PM

Why are you trying to imitate greentexting on a bulletin board?

Sprungli · January 29, 2015, 01:36:47 PM

Quote from: xXx OpTiiC Яyle xXx [orz] on January 28, 2015, 08:51:29 PM

v16 caddy? fucking poorfag

a real classy gentleman would drive an Atlantic

>Bugatti

That's a pussy-mobile

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · January 29, 2015, 01:48:42 PM

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i am karjala takaisin · January 29, 2015, 02:14:16 PM

Quote from: Orion on January 29, 2015, 12:26:16 PM

Why are you trying to imitate greentexting on a bulletin board?

because real 4chan is scary :^(

DAS B00T x2 · January 29, 2015, 02:23:05 PM

Well that's just real fuckin nifty.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 29, 2015, 02:38:43 PM

Quote from: Sprungli on January 29, 2015, 01:36:47 PM

Quote from: xXx OpTiiC Яyle xXx [orz] on January 28, 2015, 08:51:29 PM
v16 caddy? fucking poorfag

a real classy gentleman would drive an Atlantic

>Bugatti

That's a pussy-mobile

perfect for a rich guy, yep

Luke · January 29, 2015, 02:39:12 PM

I don't like Mr Perringsway.

challengerX · January 29, 2015, 03:37:09 PM

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