Can you not stand the thought of others eating meat? Do you hate how poor innocent animals have to suffer at a scumbag humans expense? Well, this is just for you!

Buy some Amblyomma americanum (lone star ticks). Get a breeding colony. To feed them, you are going to need some blood, and I'm assuming you won't be able to use animal blood, so your own blood works (extract with a clean needle). When you have the blood, put it in bubblewrap, and then put the bubblewrap in with the ticks. Make sure the blood is kept warm, or the ticks will not feed. That's all you'll need for maintenance. A sample vial works for housing.

Now, the next step is to find someone who eats meat. Find a way to attach a tick onto the filthy meat eater (MAKE SURE IT IS AN ADULT, OR THIS WILL NOT WORK). The lone star tick not only carries a myriad of diseases, but it also carries an allergen that makes the person allergic to non primate mammalian meat and meat products. This allergy to meat lasts for a few years.

Lol is this legit

That is fucking awesome.

It makes people allergic to cats too though. I wouldn't wish such cruelty on anyone.

That is fucking awesome.

So giving the person the potential to have a fatal anaphylactic reaction to meat products is awesome?

Fuck yourself

It makes people allergic to cats too though. I wouldn't wish such cruelty on anyone.

cats are dumb

It's literally the most awesome thing I have ever, EVER heard. Ever.

Hypocrite

What kind of pussy doesn't eat meat?

Aside from those who have genuine medical issues, this^

Quote from: Bacon's Shelf on January 22, 2015, 01:26:42 PM

Quote from: PSU on January 22, 2015, 01:21:26 PM

What kind of pussy doesn't eat meat?

Aside from those who have genuine medical issues, this^

Yeah, medical issues aside.

I mean, it should be easy to eat meat these days. You don't have to hunt, kill, or gut the animal yourself. Thats literally the hardest part about eating meat.

Cows would be extinct if it wasn't for farming. That's the irony I find, vegans want to protect cows and stuff, but our love for beef is the thing that keeps them not extinct.

Take that vegans!