>depressed fag
>sick of getting bullied
>decide to shoot up the school
>have an AR in my hands and a shitty revolver in my jeans pocket
>go through the front door
>light up the receptionist
>gonna kill some kids then an hero
>burst into my classroom
>teacher screams
>shoot her
>aim at some stupid whore on the front row
>get whacked in the face by a can of Heinz Baked beans
>Someone is standing over me
>they have a can of chef boyardee in their hand
>"WELCOME TO THE FOOD BANK, MOTHERFUCKER"
>he smashes it over my head
>spaghetti everywhere
>the cops faces when they arrive to find my lifeless corpse, covered in processeced noodles, tinned tomatoes and artificial flavoring
Spoiler
really, is this school serious?
>be me