>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>cor blimey I'd like to have a little in, little out wiv her
>"scuse me mum, I-I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>slam it 'ard wiv me fist
>"OI TURN ON I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"ELLO ELLO 'ER MAJESTY'S PORNOGRAPHY ADMINISTRATOR 'OW MAY I 'ELP YA"
>"Ello I need a wank summin good"
>"Hol' on there son, you need to give me your name and residence first"
>"Name is Anon and I live on Pennywood Cobblestone Lane"
>"Alright then, and what type of porn will ye be wantin today sir"
>"Cuckold miss. Please hurry, my pecker is ready to burst"
>"Alright then one moment please...And you're all set. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckold porn"
>"Thank you miss, God Bless The Queen there right enough"
>Race back home before cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by Muslims

I'm fed up with Sismeo's way of gay lol

You aren't British, you Pict fuck.

>Be American
>Go to school
>Get shot

Fuckinglol I'm ded

Oi dat be a roit ol' boggle.