> Be 69
> Was hanging out with under aged girls
> Cops come
> 12 year olds explode in to spaghetti
> Chis Hanson emerges from the pasta
> He tells me to take a seat right there
> I don't
> Shrek rips out of Chris's anus
> He started to shrek to cops
> Police give in to the powerful onion smell
> They start to seduce me
> Chris joins
> He gave us AIDS
> Shrek kills him and tells him this is his swamp
> Heals us of AIDS but in return I have to shrexually please him
> I do
> I take a dump on his penis
> He gets STDs
> We run away
> I whistled for a cab and when it came near
> It said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror
> We jumped in
> Knees weak
> Arms are heavy
> There's vomit on his sweater already
> Momma Luigi!
> The driver turned around and said "You must die"
> But then I asked him "whats for dinner?"
> Then everything died
> Be me