> Be me

Grapes · July 28, 2014, 04:04:26 PM

> Be 69
> Was hanging out with under aged girls
> Cops come
> 12 year olds explode in to spaghetti
> Chis Hanson emerges from the pasta
> He tells me to take a seat right there
> I don't
> Shrek rips out of Chris's anus
> He started to shrek to cops
> Police give in to the powerful onion smell
> They start to seduce me
> Chris joins
> He gave us AIDS
> Shrek kills him and tells him this is his swamp
> Heals us of AIDS but in return I have to shrexually please him
> I do
> I take a dump on his penis
> He gets STDs
> We run away
> I whistled for a cab and when it came near
> It said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror
> We jumped in
> Knees weak
> Arms are heavy
> There's vomit on his sweater already
> Momma Luigi!
> The driver turned around and said "You must die"
> But then I asked him "whats for dinner?"
> Then everything died

i am karjala takaisin · July 28, 2014, 04:05:20 PM

8/8 bretty gr8 m8

Sprungli · July 28, 2014, 04:06:05 PM

10/10

I'm going to offer $69 million for the movie rights

I_IRONMAN_I · July 28, 2014, 04:08:17 PM

Pure Golden Platinum Quality.

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · July 28, 2014, 04:12:18 PM

What a happy ending.

The Lord Ruler · July 28, 2014, 04:51:11 PM

i am karjala takaisin · September 20, 2014, 03:35:22 PM

why hasn't this been pinned yet

Spartan147Eli · September 20, 2014, 03:43:30 PM

Den outta den.