Got invited to a house par-tay

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Not even being humorous tbqh. I LITERALLY did get invited. Problem is I only know 5 people that are going and none of them are close friends.

Is dine and dash a good option? Just go there, keeping up appearances, eat the shit and then slip out? Or is that too cheeky? I could buy a bottle of mead and leave it there as a tolken though.

So many possibilities. What do?

 
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burn down the house

 
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Quote from: Ryle on December 11, 2015, 12:08:29 PM
burn down the house

Should I eat the food first?

 
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Go have fun, eat all their food, and if you have a DD drink all their beer and then leave.


Don't forget to leave a huge mess first 'cause PARTAY



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It's obviously a ruse to get you in a satanic cult. If you're cool with that, go for it

 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 11, 2015, 12:43:15 PM
It's obviously a ruse to get you in a satanic cult. If you're cool with that, go for it


Don't drink the koolaid!


 
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My first piece of advice is never say par-tay around any actual person.

Secondly kill yourself.

 
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Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on December 11, 2015, 01:08:43 PM
My first piece of advice is never say par-tay around any actual person.

Secondly kill yourself.

I will gladly accept your advice

 
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Go, stop being an faggot.

Meet a girl and give her a whirl.

 
 
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Beat everybody in a drinking contest then bone the baddest bitch you can find

 
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Quote from: Dietrich Six on December 11, 2015, 04:09:28 PM
Go, stop being an faggot.

Meet a girl and give her a whirl.

Yeah man, I'd love to and all but here's the kicker.....


I'm a commuter.   My whole week is FUCKED if I go to any night out.

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: OnionBeetle on December 11, 2015, 04:11:53 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on December 11, 2015, 04:09:28 PM
Go, stop being an faggot.

Meet a girl and give her a whirl.

Yeah man, I'd love to and all but here's the kicker.....


I'm a commuter.   My whole week is FUCKED if I go to any night out.

Week's over dude.

 
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Quote from: Dietrich Six on December 11, 2015, 04:13:36 PM
Quote from: OnionBeetle on December 11, 2015, 04:11:53 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on December 11, 2015, 04:09:28 PM
Go, stop being an faggot.

Meet a girl and give her a whirl.

Yeah man, I'd love to and all but here's the kicker.....


I'm a commuter.   My whole week is FUCKED if I go to any night out.

Week's over dude.

Partay is on a monday evening, I'm not even memeing you, it literally is.