GOT AN ULCER THE SIZE OF A FUCKING PEA

Batch · March 30, 2016, 06:46:31 AM

Like radius wise....BUT ITS A BIG FUCKING ULCER FUCK

Gotta rinse my mouth with salt water and rub FUCKING VEGIMITE INTO IT IT FUCKIN BURNS

4 days and its only grown FUCK ME

Burn this fucker off me.

RomanGladiator · March 30, 2016, 07:07:18 AM

I have them inside my colon, consider yourself lucky.

Saleem · March 30, 2016, 07:10:44 AM

Weren't you that guy that was always sipping shit at the end of every post.

Wonder if that's got something to do with it.

Spoiler

Get sorted out m8. Shit sucks.

PSU · March 30, 2016, 08:02:34 AM

Sucks bro. I get them in my mouth like once a month and in my stomach a few times a year. Fucking painful little bitches.

Dietrich Six · March 30, 2016, 08:56:06 AM

Ulcer, more like herpes.

Mr. Psychologist · March 30, 2016, 09:08:52 AM

Bite it clean off, it's the only way

Aether · March 30, 2016, 09:22:34 AM

in your mouth? Avoid sugar.

Also, every day, wet your finger with a bit of water, dip it in salt, and then press it firmly against the ulcer for a minute. Do that at least 3 times a day. It'll burn like hell and probably start to bleed after a while but I bet you it will go away 5 times faster.

Batch · March 30, 2016, 09:25:25 AM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on March 30, 2016, 09:08:52 AM

Bite it clean off, it's the only way

Im really fucking considering, the pain has made my eyes water badly

Batch · March 30, 2016, 09:25:58 AM

Quote from: DemonicChronic on March 30, 2016, 09:22:34 AM

in your mouth? Avoid sugar.

Also, every day, wet your finger with a bit of water, dip it in salt, and then press it firmly against the ulcer for a minute. Do that at least 3 times a day. It'll burn like hell and probably start to bleed after a while but I bet you it will go away 5 times faster.

That's what the Vegimite is for, high in salt, and works like a paste.

Azure · March 30, 2016, 09:29:55 AM

Stab it with a salted pin

Aether · March 30, 2016, 09:31:25 AM

Quote from: Batch on March 30, 2016, 09:25:58 AM

Quote from: DemonicChronic on March 30, 2016, 09:22:34 AM
in your mouth? Avoid sugar.

Also, every day, wet your finger with a bit of water, dip it in salt, and then press it firmly against the ulcer for a minute. Do that at least 3 times a day. It'll burn like hell and probably start to bleed after a while but I bet you it will go away 5 times faster.
That's what the Vegimite is for, high in salt, and works like a paste.

Can't say anything works better than pure salt for me. Seems to cauterize it almost entirely after only 3-4 times maybe.

Just make sure that shit doesn't have any sugar in it.

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 09:57:27 AM

Forget vegemite, you should get Orajel, the primary ingredient is benzocaine, a localized anesthetic that numbs anything it touches.

Batch · March 30, 2016, 10:51:33 PM

So I just put salt on it....not only is it bleeding but I want to kill myself from this pain FUCK ME

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2016, 11:01:49 PM

Dude how did you end up getting it?

Puro · March 30, 2016, 11:04:32 PM

Give your ulcer an ulcer so it knows the pain you are going through.

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE

Batch · March 30, 2016, 11:07:11 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 30, 2016, 11:01:49 PM

Dude how did you end up getting it?

I have no clue, maybe I didnt clean one of my cups properly and managed to cut my lip at the same time.....

Batch · March 30, 2016, 11:07:46 PM

Quote from: Nick Wilde on March 30, 2016, 11:04:32 PM

Give your ulcer an ulcer so it knows the pain you are going through.

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE

Fire... theres an idea.

Puro · March 30, 2016, 11:11:44 PM

Quote from: Batch on March 30, 2016, 11:07:46 PM

Quote from: Nick Wilde on March 30, 2016, 11:04:32 PM
Give your ulcer an ulcer so it knows the pain you are going through.

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE
Fire... theres an idea.

I'll get the matches and gasoline

Kiwicake · March 30, 2016, 11:21:02 PM

I had surgery 2 days ago for an abscess, it was pretty fun

Although I'm not gonna lie, being loopy on morphine was definitely a fun time

Ushan · March 30, 2016, 11:44:40 PM

How does one get an ulcer?