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Who will win this final duel?

Run
6 (75%)
Walk
0 (0%)
Sit and masturbate
2 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Survival scenario poll

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Here's the scenario.

You are approximately ten miles away from any source of civilization on a winding and confusing road which is easy to get lost on. You're wearing the clothes you are currently. The temperature is -60C, -76F. No help will pick you up. You have to cover those ten miles to civilization by yourself before you freeze to death.

Do you choose to run the majority of the way, or walk the majority?

Whatever option you choose, why did you pick it?
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I run because I am a good long distance runner and fuck it may as well have fun while dying


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Why can't I run while masturbating?
Also how windy is it.
I've been in -60F and it wasn't even that bad.


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Why can't I run while masturbating?
Cause you can only sit while masturbating.


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I would sit and masturbate, as that seems to solve all of my other problems in life.


 
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Curl up and die.


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<.<
Walking is more sustainable than running, especially 10 miles in freezing cold temperatures.

Except at -60c you are fucked anyway so you might as well just lie down and sleep.


 
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I'd try and see if I could finish masturbating before my hand freezes fast...


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Walking is more sustainable than running, especially 10 miles in freezing cold temperatures.

Except at -60c you are fucked anyway so you might as well just lie down and sleep.
Then it's -70c.


 
 
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<.<
Walking is more sustainable than running, especially 10 miles in freezing cold temperatures.

Except at -60c you are fucked anyway so you might as well just lie down and sleep.
Then it's -70c.
Even more fucked <.<

You are pretty much a human popsicle at that point, so why waste your last few minutes in despair as you try and walk an impossible distance (In that temperature) when you could just lie down and sleep.


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Walking is more sustainable than running, especially 10 miles in freezing cold temperatures.

Except at -60c you are fucked anyway so you might as well just lie down and sleep.
Then it's -70c.
Even more fucked <.<

You are pretty much a human popsicle at that point, so why waste your last few minutes in despair as you try and walk an impossible distance (In that temperature) when you could just lie down and sleep.
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I'd try and see if I could finish masturbating before my hand freezes fast...

Your hand freezes to your dick and while you're jacking it your rip your dick skin right off
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Wait for the numbness and embrace death


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Wait for the numbness and embrace death

Enjoy the extreme pain you'll feel before the numbness hits, you quitter


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Walking is more sustainable than running, especially 10 miles in freezing cold temperatures.

Except at -60c you are fucked anyway so you might as well just lie down and sleep.
Then it's -70c.
Even more fucked <.<

You are pretty much a human popsicle at that point, so why waste your last few minutes in despair as you try and walk an impossible distance (In that temperature) when you could just lie down and sleep.
-150c
-273c


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Walking is more sustainable than running, especially 10 miles in freezing cold temperatures.

Except at -60c you are fucked anyway so you might as well just lie down and sleep.
Then it's -70c.
Even more fucked <.<

You are pretty much a human popsicle at that point, so why waste your last few minutes in despair as you try and walk an impossible distance (In that temperature) when you could just lie down and sleep.
-150c
-273c
-274c

8)


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uhhh...

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Run and heat up.


 
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Run and heat up.
lol that's not how it works


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I'd try and see if I could finish masturbating before my hand freezes fast...

Your hand freezes to your dick and while you're jacking it your rip your dick skin right off
Well, at least it'll make for a funny conversation whenever my body may be found.


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Walking is more sustainable than running, especially 10 miles in freezing cold temperatures.

Except at -60c you are fucked anyway so you might as well just lie down and sleep.
Then it's -70c.
Even more fucked <.<

You are pretty much a human popsicle at that point, so why waste your last few minutes in despair as you try and walk an impossible distance (In that temperature) when you could just lie down and sleep.
-150c
-273c
-274c

8)
Not physically possible.


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uhhh...

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