From what I can gather, we had to write fictional diary entries for a 'worst week' and 'best week'. My answers are... questionable. My handwriting was fucking terrible so I'll do my best to translate.



WORST WEEK

Sunday: Beating up JK Rowling and stealing all her books

Monday: Ripping up all my toys

Tuesday: Ripping up my maths book into tiny pieces

Wednesday:  Destroying my 99 year old Grannys house

Thursday: Pushing an old lady off Niagra Falls

Friday: Ripping all my grandfathers hair off

Saturday: Finding out my teacher has a wig




BEST WEEK

Sunday: Putting ice cream down my friends pants

Monday: Raising money for charity

Tuesday: Being happy with what we got!

Wednesday: ??

Thursday: Going to Africa and making huts for the poor

Friday: Helping frustrated teachers

you must have been stacked as a kid to rip up your toys

you must have been stacked as a kid to rip up your toys

I didn't actually do it, we had to come up with a fictional worst week. I didn't actually beat up JK Rowling

I mean... your best week is saintly. Nothing suspect there.

Smh the rest of my folder contains my yearly class reports by teachers. In every year there seems to be a pattern of:

-Me being creative and talkative

-Being shit at PE

-Having terrible handwriting

Cursive is the work of the devil