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Not really

I like the subservient position though

Interesting. I always saw eating pussy as the dominant role. Making her squirm with just my tongue...
Dear lord, why did you feel the need to put ellipses at the end of that?
To be creepy as fuck, why else?


 
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Not really

I like the subservient position though

Interesting. I always saw eating pussy as the dominant role. Making her squirm with just my tongue...
Dear lord, why did you feel the need to put ellipses at the end of that?
To be creepy as fuck, why else?
Yeeaaaaaaaaaah


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While we're at it.

Theres a Malaysian man lying on a pile of magazines, all named 'Levels'

A young couple approach the man and ask what he's doing, to which he replies

Spoiler
"This is Wong, on so many level"


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dude you're a grown man and you're hornier than an 18 year old gay guy. you really need help.
He's on testosterone srs

It turns you into a horny dog
is that a gym thing
Testosterone is a steroid so yeah I guess kinda

but his is prescribed by a doctor so it's a lower dose, safer and legal. Lucky bastard
>wanting more testosterone in your body so bad you're actually paying for it
The benefits of more testosterone are crazy
Not really
Actually prenatal and pubertal testosterone is everything. Test at any age is good though. You have no idea what you're talking about tbh
yeah and most people don't need to supplement it to begin with

you're a joke tbh
Most people in our generation are lacking testosterone tbh. Prenatal and Pubertal test pretty much determines a persons life.

Example of a person who had low pubertal test and received minimum test in the womb(Kinda looks like you doesn't he?)


Big upperhead with a small weak jaw and lower face. Practically no facial width. Retruded maxilla. His hobbies are probably video games and MLP/other cartoons. Definitely very minimal female attention, or if he does they're sub 5 and don't fulfill any primal desire because they're ugly and just make him feel worse. Most likely not respected by other men. Most likely very submissive and maybe a little bitter about life.

High prenatal and pubertal testosterone



Well developed protruding maxilla. Big square jaw, high cheekbones. A pronounced eyebrow ridge. Muscular neck and big bones/frame. Due to his high testosterone this guy has been playing sports since he was a toddler to release aggression. His high test would make him excel in sports. Higher testosterone also results in tons of confidence and lowered inhibitions. Due to his good looks, low inhibition, and status due to sports he has had success with attractive women since middle school. All the positive reinforcement he receives boosts his ego even more. He is happier, healthier, more confident, and has overall a better life than the male with low testosterone.

Hormones are one of the game changers in determining a persons life

Not to mention all of the psychological effects more testosterone has on a male including

More ambition
Higher sex drive
Healthier
Better well being overall
+tons more (look it up it's everywhere)

I literally do not expect you to understand any of this because you have low testosterone and will cope as hard as you can to think you're right so whatever tbh


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I'd rather have low testosterone. Not everyone wants to be a manly alpha male, man. You're going to have to accept that.

And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you. Testosterone doesn't matter when you just have good genes.


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I'd rather have low testosterone. Not everyone wants to be a manly alpha male, man. You're going to have to accept that.

And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you. Testosterone doesn't matter when you just have good genes.
Preach it  sister, a muscular body dont mean shit when your face looks like a microwaved prune.


 
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I like how you used an amateur pic, vs a clear cut model for your examples.


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Someday, somewhere
dude you're a grown man and you're hornier than an 18 year old gay guy. you really need help.
He's on testosterone srs

It turns you into a horny dog
is that a gym thing
Testosterone is a steroid so yeah I guess kinda

but his is prescribed by a doctor so it's a lower dose, safer and legal. Lucky bastard
>wanting more testosterone in your body so bad you're actually paying for it
The benefits of more testosterone are crazy
Not really
Actually prenatal and pubertal testosterone is everything. Test at any age is good though. You have no idea what you're talking about tbh
yeah and most people don't need to supplement it to begin with

you're a joke tbh
Most people in our generation are lacking testosterone tbh. Prenatal and Pubertal test pretty much determines a persons life.

Example of a person who had low pubertal test and received minimum test in the womb(Kinda looks like you doesn't he?)


Big upperhead with a small weak jaw and lower face. Practically no facial width. Retruded maxilla. His hobbies are probably video games and MLP/other cartoons. Definitely very minimal female attention, or if he does they're sub 5 and don't fulfill any primal desire because they're ugly and just make him feel worse. Most likely not respected by other men. Most likely very submissive and maybe a little bitter about life.

High prenatal and pubertal testosterone



Well developed protruding maxilla. Big square jaw, high cheekbones. A pronounced eyebrow ridge. Muscular neck and big bones/frame. Due to his high testosterone this guy has been playing sports since he was a toddler to release aggression. His high test would make him excel in sports. Higher testosterone also results in tons of confidence and lowered inhibitions. Due to his good looks, low inhibition, and status due to sports he has had success with attractive women since middle school. All the positive reinforcement he receives boosts his ego even more. He is happier, healthier, more confident, and has overall a better life than the male with low testosterone.

Hormones are one of the game changers in determining a persons life

Not to mention all of the psychological effects more testosterone has on a male including

More ambition
Higher sex drive
Healthier
Better well being overall
+tons more (look it up it's everywhere)

I literally do not expect you to understand any of this because you have low testosterone and will cope as hard as you can to think you're right so whatever tbh
but where the sauce


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I literally do not expect you to understand any of this because you have low testosterone and will cope as hard as you can to think you're right so whatever tbh

And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you.
Good lord, can you two be any more childish?


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It's something I'm improving at and enjoying more as I improve.
Go straight for the bean.


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I literally do not expect you to understand any of this because you have low testosterone and will cope as hard as you can to think you're right so whatever tbh

And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you.
Good lord, can you two be any more childish?
Well, he's constantly bringing up my face. It gets annoying when every time I try to have a conversation with him he brings up how ugly I apparently am, just because I chipped his fragile ego in my picture thread.


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I'd rather have low testosterone. Not everyone wants to be a manly alpha male, man. You're going to have to accept that.

And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you. Testosterone doesn't matter when you just have good genes.
Having high testosterone is good genes. And you are not very attractive facially sorry tbh, I can point out why if you'd like. You're not ugly either if that makes you feel better


 
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I literally do not expect you to understand any of this because you have low testosterone and will cope as hard as you can to think you're right so whatever tbh

And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you.
Good lord, can you two be any more childish?
Well, he's constantly bringing up my face. It gets annoying when every time I try to have a conversation with him he brings up how ugly I apparently am, just because I chipped his fragile ego in my picture thread.
Just... stop engaging him in it. It's so childish.


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It's something I'm improving at and enjoying more as I improve.
Go straight for the bean.
This was the lesson that took me from awful to passable.
Im pretty sure learning that area made a lot of thing better. Also gave me the upper hand :p

Pretty much the course of action I take....and this can get graphic lads.

Okay your there, lick the shit out of it, you're here.
Go for the bean for a few minutes
By now shes getting the ol switch flipped
At this moment you bury your  tongue as deep as you can, whilst you make your hands useful.

Go back to step two as you'll pretty much be edging her at this stage.

Secret option eat out her ass if shes into it.

Also snacking on the shaved goods is basically the closest you'll get to anything heavenly.

Last note, if you're shaved (face wise) she'll also enjoy it much more.
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I'd rather have low testosterone. Not everyone wants to be a manly alpha male, man. You're going to have to accept that.

And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you. Testosterone doesn't matter when you just have good genes.
Having high testosterone is good genes. And you are not very attractive facially sorry tbh, I can point out why if you'd like. You're not ugly either if that makes you feel better
"You're not good looking, but you're not ugly!"

This feels like xbox live when people are 13. Just stop being childish.


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I'd rather have low testosterone. Not everyone wants to be a manly alpha male, man. You're going to have to accept that.

And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you. Testosterone doesn't matter when you just have good genes.
Having high testosterone is good genes. And you are not very attractive facially sorry tbh, I can point out why if you'd like. You're not ugly either if that makes you feel better
Testosterone has nothing to do with genes. You say that it increases all of this shit, yet girls have literally none and seem to manage.

Anyway, I'd love for you to try and explain that - go for it. I'm far from ugly, and definitely cuter than you, but that has literally nothing to do with this thread.


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I like how you used an amateur pic, vs a clear cut model for your examples.






They all share common facial characteristics (as do low test men). Doesn't matter what pic i use


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Welcome  to Batch's guide to making love at a woman. Generally you need to get through her parents, so sleep with them and you're in.


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I'd rather have low testosterone. Not everyone wants to be a manly alpha male, man. You're going to have to accept that.

And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you. Testosterone doesn't matter when you just have good genes.
Having high testosterone is good genes. And you are not very attractive facially sorry tbh, I can point out why if you'd like. You're not ugly either if that makes you feel better
Testosterone has nothing to do with genes. You say that it increases all of this shit, yet girls have literally none and seem to manage.

Anyway, I'd love for you to try and explain that - go for it. I'm far from ugly, and definitely cuter than you, but that has literally nothing to do with this thread.
"test has nothing to do with genes" confirmed retard

"yet girls have literally none" no shit because they're girls, estrogen is their thing. And girls do have test

I'd say you're closer than farther tbh



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I'd say you're closer than farther tbh


>digs up some 3+ year old picture of me to feel better about himself

lol man
"yet girls have literally none" no shit because they're girls, estrogen is their thing.
What's your point? Girls don't sit around jerking off to their estrogen levels like you do with testosterone. Testos really just impacts how assertive/masculine you are, not this "success in life" bullshit.


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I like how you used an amateur pic, vs a clear cut model for your examples.






They all share common facial characteristics (as do low test men). Doesn't matter what pic i use

Douchebag hair?


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Not really

I like the subservient position though
Making her squirm with just my tongue...
mfw seeing this on my screen

Your loss. Actually tasting when she comes is the hottest thing. Well... Second to licking her ass when she comes. That is amazing.

Explain


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It's something I'm improving at and enjoying more as I improve.
Go straight for the bean.
This was the lesson that took me from awful to passable.
Im pretty sure learning that area made a lot of thing better. Also gave me the upper hand :p

Pretty much the course of action I take....and this can get graphic lads.

Okay your there, lick the shit out of it, you're here.
Go for the bean for a few minutes
By now shes getting the ol switch flipped
At this moment you bury your  tongue as deep as you can, whilst you make your hands useful.

Go back to step two as you'll pretty much be edging her at this stage.

Secret option eat out her ass if shes into it.

Also snacking on the shaved goods is basically the closest you'll get to anything heavenly.

Last note, if you're shaved (face wise) she'll also enjoy it much more.


Talk dirty to me.


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It's something I'm improving at and enjoying more as I improve.
Go straight for the bean.
This was the lesson that took me from awful to passable.
Im pretty sure learning that area made a lot of thing better. Also gave me the upper hand :p

Pretty much the course of action I take....and this can get graphic lads.

Okay your there, lick the shit out of it, you're here.
Go for the bean for a few minutes
By now shes getting the ol switch flipped
At this moment you bury your  tongue as deep as you can, whilst you make your hands useful.

Go back to step two as you'll pretty much be edging her at this stage.

Secret option eat out her ass if shes into it.

Also snacking on the shaved goods is basically the closest you'll get to anything heavenly.

Last note, if you're shaved (face wise) she'll also enjoy it much more.


Talk dirty to me.
IM GUNNA MAKE YOU WORK

WORK FOR THOSE TAXES


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"I hereby declare we have spaghetti Tuesdays every Wednesday."
It's something I'm improving at and enjoying more as I improve.
Go straight for the bean.
This was the lesson that took me from awful to passable.
Im pretty sure learning that area made a lot of thing better. Also gave me the upper hand :p

Pretty much the course of action I take....and this can get graphic lads.

Okay your there, lick the shit out of it, you're here.
Go for the bean for a few minutes
By now shes getting the ol switch flipped
At this moment you bury your  tongue as deep as you can, whilst you make your hands useful.

Go back to step two as you'll pretty much be edging her at this stage.

Secret option eat out her ass if shes into it.

Also snacking on the shaved goods is basically the closest you'll get to anything heavenly.

Last note, if you're shaved (face wise) she'll also enjoy it much more.


Talk dirty to me.
IM GUNNA MAKE YOU WORK

WORK FOR THOSE TAXES

UGH so wet right now.

Like, post workout mid summer sweaty wet.


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It's something I'm improving at and enjoying more as I improve.
Go straight for the bean.
This was the lesson that took me from awful to passable.
Im pretty sure learning that area made a lot of thing better. Also gave me the upper hand :p

Pretty much the course of action I take....and this can get graphic lads.

Okay your there, lick the shit out of it, you're here.
Go for the bean for a few minutes
By now shes getting the ol switch flipped
At this moment you bury your  tongue as deep as you can, whilst you make your hands useful.

Go back to step two as you'll pretty much be edging her at this stage.

Secret option eat out her ass if shes into it.

Also snacking on the shaved goods is basically the closest you'll get to anything heavenly.

Last note, if you're shaved (face wise) she'll also enjoy it much more.


Talk dirty to me.
IM GUNNA MAKE YOU WORK

WORK FOR THOSE TAXES

UGH so wet right now.

Like, post workout mid summer sweaty wet.
Ewwww gross.