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Goddamn, driving is such a fucking chore

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
>driving around on an estate
>guy fucking tailgating
>coming up to a roundabout
>is in third
>brakes slightly
>down to second
>guy honks horn at me for braking
>apparently could've run into the back of me
>fucking tailgaters

Cunts should be shot.

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tailgators mon

 
 
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No, it's freeing.

durrrr

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I also don't give a fuck if anybody here enjoys driving.

Fuck you, you're a fucking cockmongler if you enjoy putting up with all the dumbshits allowed access to the roads.

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yeah.
sometimes i wonder how some of these idiots pass their driving test.
once you pass your driving test (assuming you're a learner driver), driving will become very easy and you will wonder why you found it so difficult.

 
 
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I nearly got struck by a stupid bitch that ran a stop sign, and she proceeded to flip me off like it was my fault.

I honestly think that the driving laws need to be changed, because in Oregon all you have to do when you retake your license is to just sit at a computer in the DMV and answer multiple choice.  If they really wanted to see if you could still drive, they'd give you an actual driving test, not answer a fucking quiz my 8-year-old half-sister could pass.

 
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I hate when I'm already going as fast as everyone else, 20 over the speed limit, then some cunt thinks its not fast enough and changes lanes, passes you, and goes back into the lane they were in originally.

 
 
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MFW a school bus driver goes road rage on my ass and starts playing their horn like it's an instrument.

MFW when those young kids think it's cool to make their cars/trucks sound like a chainsaw by revving up and driving by at 3 in the morning.

MFW every winter I slip at least once on the icy roads towards an oncoming semi doing 100 around a curve sheltered by trees.

MFW truck starts making or doing things that it normally doesn't and I'm a nervous wreck because I think something's going to break again.

MFW fucking tires. If I was a millionaire, the first thing I'd buy would be tires to last myself a lifetime. I fucking hate tires.

 
 
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Quote from: Yutaka on September 21, 2014, 07:59:57 AM
I hate when I'm already going as fast as everyone else, 20 over the speed limit, then some cunt thinks its not fast enough and changes lanes, passes you, and goes back into the lane they were in originally.
TWENTY OVER?

Where the FUCK do you live?

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Quote from: Verbatim on September 21, 2014, 08:29:50 AM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 21, 2014, 07:59:57 AM
I hate when I'm already going as fast as everyone else, 20 over the speed limit, then some cunt thinks its not fast enough and changes lanes, passes you, and goes back into the lane they were in originally.
TWENTY OVER?

Where the FUCK do you live?
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That's  because you bongs have boring cars.

 
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Quote from: Meta Cognition on September 21, 2014, 07:18:25 AM
I also don't give a fuck if anybody here enjoys driving.

Fuck you, you're a fucking cockmongler if you enjoy putting up with all the dumbshits allowed access to the roads.
you just don't know how to deal with them, just swerve a bit once or twice, just enough to make the body of the car shift. Solves any tailgater problems, either that or play the "how low can you go" game, and just slowly decelerate to a crawl if you have a tailgater, they have no real choice but to slow down.

Dealing with douchebags who use the exit lanes to get past everyone else? just match their speed.

Dealing with fuckwits who don't know the rules of the road? have a dash cam and report the fucker using the video.

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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2014, 09:36:05 AM
That's  because you bongs have boring cars.

 
 
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Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 21, 2014, 09:43:29 AM
Dealing with douchebags who use the exit lanes to get past everyone else? just match their speed.

Oh my god I fucking hate this. Unfortunately I don't feel like playing a game of chicken anymore against these people as most of the time they're morons that just assume the world revolves around them. The resulting damages and cost associated from their stupidity wouldn't be worth the lesson they would learn.

That and my car isn't large enough to scare off most of those people as they're typically driving something larger than me.
Last Edit: September 21, 2014, 10:09:08 AM by Lord Commissar

 
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Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 21, 2014, 10:08:37 AM

That and my car isn't large enough to scare off most of those people as they're typically driving something larger than me.
That's why I love the Raptor we have, scares most off, and the ones with the balls to try get hit hard. Most of the time the stupid fucks don't have insurance, and my wife proceeds to destroy them in court

 
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Quote from: Verbatim on September 21, 2014, 08:29:50 AM
Quote from: Yutaka on September 21, 2014, 07:59:57 AM
I hate when I'm already going as fast as everyone else, 20 over the speed limit, then some cunt thinks its not fast enough and changes lanes, passes you, and goes back into the lane they were in originally.
TWENTY OVER?

Where the FUCK do you live?
North Carolina, everyone does it, unfortunately.

 
 
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Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 21, 2014, 10:08:37 AM
That and my car isn't large enough to scare off most of those people as they're typically driving something larger than me.
Gotta a love a car that can intimidate people into merging properly out of fear of hitting your full steel body with their plastic car.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2014, 10:18:33 AM
Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 21, 2014, 10:08:37 AM
That and my car isn't large enough to scare off most of those people as they're typically driving something larger than me.
Gotta a love a car that can intimidate people into merging properly out of fear of hitting your full steel body with their plastic car.
The sad thing is that the plastic car is safer in all reality. you're the one in danger, not them

 
 
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Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 21, 2014, 10:20:24 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2014, 10:18:33 AM
Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 21, 2014, 10:08:37 AM
That and my car isn't large enough to scare off most of those people as they're typically driving something larger than me.
Gotta a love a car that can intimidate people into merging properly out of fear of hitting your full steel body with their plastic car.
The sad thing is that the plastic car is safer in all reality. you're the one in danger, not them
True, but they don't know that.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2014, 10:21:27 AM
True, but they don't know that.
That's what's so great about it, most people think "whoah! a metal frame! better not fuck with that!" the intimidation is so great that you're pretty much untouchable.
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>Being butthurt because you need to deal with morons
That's life.

 
 
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Quote from: The Waifu Master on September 21, 2014, 11:25:39 AM
>Being butthurt because you need to deal with morons
That's life.
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Yeah!
In fact, why don't we just kill all of the people we dislike?
And only get around via animal/pedestrianship?
We should just all get drivers and never have to worry about it.
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I enjoy driving because I live among long open country roads where you can go as fast as you like, and if you ever do see someone else, they're incredibly sensible and polite

 
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Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 21, 2014, 10:08:37 AM

That and my car isn't large enough to scare off most of those people as they're typically driving something larger than me.
That's why I love the Raptor we have, scares most off, and the ones with the balls to try get hit hard. Most of the time the stupid fucks don't have insurance, and my wife proceeds to destroy them in court
that's badass that you own a fucking ford raptor

 
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Quote from: Ryle on September 21, 2014, 11:47:40 AM
that's badass that you own a fucking ford raptor
I don't own it, my wife owns it... and the only reason she got it was because of the Evos, we needed some way to move both them and the repair tents around. She instantly fell in love with it once she got behind the wheel though... it's a really fun truck to just drive.

 
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