Paper cuts

 
Verbatim | Komm, süßer Tod
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: Verbatim-1
Steam: Jaco230
ID: Verbatim
IP: Logged

48,034 posts
❧
A guy offers you a million dollars in $1 bills.

For every dollar that he gives you, however, he's going to give you a paper cut with that bill. Like, on the forearm.

The cuts will be small, but big enough to create a stinging, lasting pain. But with each cut, you get another dollar.

You can stop at any point. So, if you want $10, you get ten cuts--and if that's too much, you can call it quits.

How far would you go?

 
 
Ender | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: EnderWolf1013
IP: Logged

10,296 posts
 
You know that piece of skin between your  thumb and your index finger?

Got a paper cut there, the worst shit ever


I'd take $1000

 
🂿 | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Decimator Omega
IP: Logged

21,882 posts
 
The whole deal.

R.I.P Deci

At least my family will be wealthy.

 
🂿 | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Decimator Omega
IP: Logged

21,882 posts
 
Quote from: Saint Endies on May 10, 2016, 12:59:02 PM
You know that piece of skin between your  thumb and your index finger?

Got a paper cut there, the worst shit ever


Oh god I know that feel. It sucks.  :(

 
 
DAS B00T x2 | Cultural Appropriator
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DAS B00T x2
IP: Logged

37,622 posts
This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
It's just my forearm. I could probably go for a few hundred easily. Let me drink beforehand and I'll take the whole million.

 
 
challengerX | custom title
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: challengerX
IP: Logged

41,949 posts
I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

 
N/A | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Zenmaster
IP: Logged

7,823 posts
 
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DietrichSix
IP: Logged

11,784 posts
Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Shieeet, paper cuts suck but so does being poor.

A million of them would probably reduce your forearm to pulp tho, I'd keep going until permanent damage becomes a problem.

 
Verbatim | Komm, süßer Tod
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: Verbatim-1
Steam: Jaco230
ID: Verbatim
IP: Logged

48,034 posts
❧
Quote from: challengerX on May 10, 2016, 01:26:05 PM
But wouldn't you just end up spending all your money on band aids?
Do you want Blue's Clues or Little Bill?

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 10, 2016, 01:31:33 PM
Shieeet, paper cuts suck but so does being poor.

A million of them would probably reduce your forearm to pulp tho, I'd keep going until permanent damage becomes a problem.
Dollar bills are very dirty, too, so you'd also have the possibility of infection to keep in mind.

 
CoastalSet | Ascended Posting Riot
 
more |
XBL: xMPx CoastalSet
PSN:
Steam: CoastalSet
ID: CoastalSet
IP: Logged

548 posts
*sips toilet*
One per hour for a million hours.

 
🂿 | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Decimator Omega
IP: Logged

21,882 posts
 
Next thing you know the guy that offers is Donald Trump, meaning that its a small loan of a million dollars and not even a million dollars just given to you.

YouTube

 
Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DietrichSix
IP: Logged

11,784 posts
Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: Verbatim on May 10, 2016, 01:34:31 PM
Quote from: challengerX on May 10, 2016, 01:26:05 PM
But wouldn't you just end up spending all your money on band aids?
Do you want Blue's Clues or Little Bill?

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 10, 2016, 01:31:33 PM
Shieeet, paper cuts suck but so does being poor.

A million of them would probably reduce your forearm to pulp tho, I'd keep going until permanent damage becomes a problem.
Dollar bills are very dirty, too, so you'd also have the possibility of infection to keep in mind.

Plus the open air and time before you can tend to the wounds. I'm pretty good at fighting off infections tho.

 
 
challengerX | custom title
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: challengerX
IP: Logged

41,949 posts
I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

 
Winy | Legendary Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: Phasenectar
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Winy
IP: Logged

3,164 posts
 
Quote from: CoastalSet on May 10, 2016, 01:34:36 PM
One per hour for a million hours.
That's 114 years.

 
The Lord Ruler | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Lord Ruler
IP: Logged

9,804 posts
Max characters: 420; characters remaining: 374
Images in your signature must be no greater than 500x100 pixels
I could probably go up to 300

 
CoastalSet | Ascended Posting Riot
 
more |
XBL: xMPx CoastalSet
PSN:
Steam: CoastalSet
ID: CoastalSet
IP: Logged

548 posts
*sips toilet*
Quote from: Winy on May 10, 2016, 02:45:30 PM
Quote from: CoastalSet on May 10, 2016, 01:34:36 PM
One per hour for a million hours.
That's 114 years.
No need for me to worry. Medical science could advance greatly in that amount of time.

 
🍁 Aria 🔮 | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: D4C
IP: Logged

10,560 posts
His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: THE BOAT ecks two on May 10, 2016, 01:24:15 PM
It's just my forearm. I could probably go for a few hundred easily. Let me drink beforehand and I'll take the whole million.
You'd do it even if you couldn't drink beforehand, you buttslut.

 
 
DAS B00T x2 | Cultural Appropriator
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DAS B00T x2
IP: Logged

37,622 posts
This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Prime Kruphix on May 10, 2016, 03:29:23 PM
Quote from: THE BOAT ecks two on May 10, 2016, 01:24:15 PM
It's just my forearm. I could probably go for a few hundred easily. Let me drink beforehand and I'll take the whole million.
You'd do it even if you couldn't drink beforehand, you buttslut.
Maybe if it was a cute gurl doing the papercutting. I don't just let anyone have at me for fun.

 
🍁 Aria 🔮 | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: D4C
IP: Logged

10,560 posts
His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: THE BOAT ecks two on May 10, 2016, 03:31:19 PM
Quote from: Prime Kruphix on May 10, 2016, 03:29:23 PM
Quote from: THE BOAT ecks two on May 10, 2016, 01:24:15 PM
It's just my forearm. I could probably go for a few hundred easily. Let me drink beforehand and I'll take the whole million.
You'd do it even if you couldn't drink beforehand, you buttslut.
Maybe if it was a white person doing the papercutting. I don't just let anyone have at me for fun.
ftfy

 
 
DAS B00T x2 | Cultural Appropriator
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DAS B00T x2
IP: Logged

37,622 posts
This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Prime Kruphix on May 10, 2016, 03:32:45 PM
Quote from: THE BOAT ecks two on May 10, 2016, 03:31:19 PM
Quote from: Prime Kruphix on May 10, 2016, 03:29:23 PM
Quote from: THE BOAT ecks two on May 10, 2016, 01:24:15 PM
It's just my forearm. I could probably go for a few hundred easily. Let me drink beforehand and I'll take the whole million.
You'd do it even if you couldn't drink beforehand, you buttslut.
Maybe if it was a white person doing the papercutting. I don't just let anyone have at me for fun.
ftfy
Not true. I'll accept a qt hapa 3D waifu if they can be honorary Aryan enough.

 
 
SecondClass | Carmen
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: ModernLocust
Steam:
ID: SecondClass
IP: Logged

30,001 posts
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Peroxide to the left of me, painkillers to the right

I'd keep going until blood loss/permanent disfigurement became an issue. Probably like $500

 
 
SecondClass | Carmen
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: ModernLocust
Steam:
ID: SecondClass
IP: Logged

30,001 posts
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: THE BOAT ecks two on May 10, 2016, 03:31:19 PM
Maybe if it was a cute gurl doing the papercutting.
oh this too

I could go up to like $2000 in this case

 
snurch | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Fr3shNugg3tz
IP: Logged

2,018 posts
 
will i bleed to death or just be in pain

 
Desty | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DTEDesty
IP: Logged

10,577 posts
 
how clean are the Bills

 
Yu | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Yutaka
IP: Logged

12,707 posts
Almost always, with moderation
As many as I can hide, make sure to have some alcohol and whiskey at the ready.

 
Saleem | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Saleem
IP: Logged

2,483 posts
Sigs fo nigs
Just fuck my shit up fam.

 
nͫiͤcͫeͤ | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: my Xbox broke
PSN: PM for Request
Steam: very hot water vapor
ID: Ryle
IP: Logged

15,087 posts
the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
bali flipper here

I go for a few 10 grand because im immune to papercuts