God Bless South Africa

Mr. Psychologist · February 22, 2016, 09:22:09 PM

For sending the first nice lychees of 2016

I was getting quite upset at all the half ripe, bitter, jew flavoured lychee being sent here

but the wait is over at last

e.e

Discuss lychee and why it's best girl tier fruit

Ingy · February 22, 2016, 09:27:16 PM

I want some mangosteen

Kiwicake · February 22, 2016, 09:29:16 PM

I have never heard of this fruit before

...Maybe they just don't sell it over here or something

Solonoid · February 22, 2016, 09:30:09 PM

What the fuck is that

Mr. Psychologist · February 22, 2016, 09:31:31 PM

Vegan friendly sheeps eyeballs

It's a bit like a grape, melon and strawberry rolled into one

Assassin 11D7 · February 22, 2016, 09:41:45 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 22, 2016, 09:31:31 PM

Vegan friendly sheeps eyeballs

It's a bit like a grape, melon and strawberry rolled into one

Looks like a prickly raspberry filled with cotton

Mr. Psychologist · February 22, 2016, 09:43:20 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on February 22, 2016, 09:41:45 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 22, 2016, 09:31:31 PM

Vegan friendly sheeps eyeballs

It's a bit like a grape, melon and strawberry rolled into one
Looks like a prickly raspberry filled with cotton

Well they aren't prickly, and it's kinda grape like inside

gator nuts might be a crude way of describing them

Ushan · February 22, 2016, 10:30:06 PM

I have had lychee flavoured drinks but I've never had an actual lychee.

True Turquoise · February 23, 2016, 02:27:05 AM

BaconShelf · February 23, 2016, 02:41:33 AM

ew fruit

Kiwicake · February 23, 2016, 02:45:49 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on February 23, 2016, 02:41:33 AM

ew fruit

oh

BaconShelf · February 23, 2016, 02:47:00 AM

Quote from: Kiwicake on February 23, 2016, 02:45:49 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on February 23, 2016, 02:41:33 AM
ew fruit
oh

faggot

gats · February 23, 2016, 02:59:25 AM

I had some the other day but they weren't very, I'll look out for some south African imports.

velox · February 23, 2016, 06:55:34 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on February 23, 2016, 02:47:00 AM

Quote from: Kiwicake on February 23, 2016, 02:45:49 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on February 23, 2016, 02:41:33 AM
ew fruit
oh

faggot

You rang?

Ender · February 23, 2016, 11:30:35 AM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 22, 2016, 09:31:31 PM

Vegan friendly sheeps eyeballs

It's a bit like a grape, melon and strawberry rolled into one

looks really weird

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Mr. Psychologist · February 23, 2016, 01:04:54 PM

Quote from: gatsby on February 23, 2016, 02:59:25 AM

I had some the other day but they weren't very, I'll look out for some south African imports.

Time of year and country of origin determines how good

I haven't quite figured the growing seasons globally but

At the moment SA -> Good
Israeli - Shit as usual
Indonesia - No harvest

rules of thumb

Indonesian/Far east - God Tier
South African - Hit and Miss but leans towards good
Israeli - Bitter as gaza tears
American - unrated because the UK doesn't import them from there for some reason, probably EU rules on DTT or something

Mr. Psychologist · February 23, 2016, 01:05:56 PM

Quote from: Ender on February 23, 2016, 11:30:35 AM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 22, 2016, 09:31:31 PM

Vegan friendly sheeps eyeballs

It's a bit like a grape, melon and strawberry rolled into one
looks really weird

They are, but the taste makes up for it

Solonoid · February 23, 2016, 01:09:42 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 23, 2016, 01:04:54 PM

Quote from: gatsby on February 23, 2016, 02:59:25 AM
I had some the other day but they weren't very, I'll look out for some south African imports.
Time of year and country of origin determines how good

I haven't quite figured the growing seasons globally but

At the moment SA -> Good
Israeli - Shit as usual
Indonesia - No harvest

rules of thumb

Indonesian/Far east - God Tier
South African - Hit and Miss but leans towards good
Israeli - Bitter as gaza tears
American - unrated because the UK doesn't import them from there for some reason, probably EU rules on DTT or something

That's probably because they're not a common crop.
There are a few growers in southern Florida, but other than that they're not really grown here.

>commie chinese redfruit

Mr. Psychologist · February 23, 2016, 01:22:05 PM

Quote from: Ramona on February 23, 2016, 01:09:42 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 23, 2016, 01:04:54 PM
Quote from: gatsby on February 23, 2016, 02:59:25 AM
I had some the other day but they weren't very, I'll look out for some south African imports.
Time of year and country of origin determines how good

I haven't quite figured the growing seasons globally but

At the moment SA -> Good
Israeli - Shit as usual
Indonesia - No harvest

rules of thumb

Indonesian/Far east - God Tier
South African - Hit and Miss but leans towards good
Israeli - Bitter as gaza tears
American - unrated because the UK doesn't import them from there for some reason, probably EU rules on DTT or something
That's probably because they're not a common crop.
There are a few growers in southern Florida, but other than that they're not really grown here.

>commie chinese redfruit

Oh that would make sense then