Sources at the CERN and the NRL show that the absence of features on popular communication sites to easily document intellectual discussion and debate on key political issues in a physical format will lead to a loss of 99% of all of the progress that could come of the collaboration taking place over the digital medium, in all defeating in the purpose for the original creation of the internet.

If administrators on more sites installed features to somehow print the ideas discussed in conversations taking place on these sites, the crisis can be averted.

If this crisis is not prevented, then scientific research will quickly become stale and no fruits will be gained from such research.

If you know any website administrators, please email, or perhaps send them some sort of message that can be received privately, advising that they install a feature for printing out the contents of any given page on their site.

The need for this feature is dire, do what you can to save science.

Um wow what the fuck mods move this back to serious