Give me your resume and I might hire you

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 12:48:31 PM

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Korra · September 01, 2014, 12:52:21 PM

Name: Korra
Address: Air Temple Island
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Water Tribe
Education: Uh...
Work Experience: Defeated a crazy revolutionary, uncle and dark spirit overlord, and four more super-revolutionaries.
References: God-Emperor of Mankind, Batman and Odin

Also, that gif tho

TB · September 01, 2014, 12:55:15 PM

Name: TBlocks
Address: Canada
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Education: wat .-.
Work Experience: wat .-.
References (At least 3): Your mom, Vladimir Putin, Santa

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 12:55:19 PM

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September 01, 2014, 12:55:38 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 12:48:31 PM

Name: Vien of Quitonm
Address: Earth, Sol System
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Yes.
Education: Warrior training until adulthood.
Work Experience: Still a minor.
References (At least 3): Elegiac, Noelle, and Ryle.

Korra · September 01, 2014, 12:56:32 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 12:55:19 PM

My friends from the Fire Tribe have invested a lot into my company. You can't expect me to go and hire a member of a rivaling tribe.

I'm sorry Korra but......
Spoiler

Fine! I will make my own company!

With blackjack and hookers!

Mega Sceptile · September 01, 2014, 12:57:16 PM

Name: Sceptile
Address: 3rd house on the left, Masterball suite, Ever Grande City
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Sceptile
Education: Level 94 with 17 levels of education on combat, I know Leaf Blade, Energy Ball, Dragon Breath, and Leaf Storm
Work Experience: 94 levels of combat experience under my belt
References (At least 3):
First Trainer (Hoenn) (levels 5-20)
2nd Trainer (Johto) (Levels 20-64)
3rd Trainer (Unova) Levels 64-80)
4th Trainer (Kalos) (Levels 80-94)

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 12:59:12 PM

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i am karjala takaisin · September 01, 2014, 01:00:53 PM

Name: Ember
Address: 6 trillion shoah avenue, jerusalem
Gender: unicycle that identifies as an A10 Warthog
Ethnicity: jewish
Education: I think I graduated Kindergarten
Work Experience: Getting off my desk chair to go the fridge is a lot of work
References (At least 3): My mom
this one guy on reddit i beat in an argument
Ben Netanyahu

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:02:25 PM

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True Turquoise · September 01, 2014, 01:03:12 PM

I dun..

September 01, 2014, 01:04:14 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 01:02:25 PM

It seems we have a position open at our local Sangheili anatomy research facility. You seem to be overqualified for this position. You're hired.

R....research?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:04:59 PM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:08:12 PM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:10:33 PM

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September 01, 2014, 01:10:36 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 01:08:12 PM

Our company is aiming to further understand the mating habits of Sangheili so may or may not be asked to make love to any number of Sangheilis at one time while being observed by many other researchers.

They are disgusting. Why can't I fondle with your kin?

TB · September 01, 2014, 01:10:57 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 12:59:12 PM

It seems we have a position open at our local syrup manufactory. I gotta say TCocks you have a goddamn impressive resume. You've got the job.
Spoiler

Yay!

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:11:02 PM

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True Turquoise · September 01, 2014, 01:11:55 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 01:11:02 PM

Hired as company pegboy

Aw shit son

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:12:57 PM

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September 01, 2014, 01:16:29 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 01:12:57 PM

Well human/sangheili interaction is something we haven't looked into.

You will now be making love to humans.

I'll start with you, if that's possible...

You seem so soft.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:17:23 PM

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i am karjala takaisin · September 01, 2014, 01:18:16 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 01:10:33 PM

I don't think my investors from the Nazi party would appreciate me hiring you.....

man this always happens

September 01, 2014, 01:18:22 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 01:17:23 PM

My body is ready....

Err....

Where's Noelle?

Mox · September 01, 2014, 01:27:21 PM

Name: Neo
Address: The warp
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Daemon
Education: The teachings Khorne
Work Experience: Slaughetered millions in the name of Khorne
References: Nurgle,Khorne,Tzeentch,Kane

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:29:05 PM

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Mox · September 01, 2014, 01:30:15 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 01:29:05 PM

Hired for computer programmer.

Ayy

The Hån · September 01, 2014, 01:32:02 PM

Name: Hånold "The Hån" Hånsyn
Address: 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Rd.
Gender: alpha-male
Ethnicity: master race
Education: smarter than a fifth grader
Work Experience: fuck bitches, get money

DAS B00T x2 · September 01, 2014, 01:33:31 PM

Name: P. Sherman
Address: 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Maser race
Education: RAAF Dental school
Work Experience: Dental office owner, marine conservationist, diver
References (At least 3): Can I list fish?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:33:53 PM

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