Give me examples of fig being used as a joke. (guize plz)

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Prometheus the mod on B.net asked for examples cause I called out his bs of banning me for saying it, and I'm too lazy to look up links now.

If you want to use fig as a joke ever again, do this. plz

Edit: I meant links to it being used on b.net, you figs.
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Point out that a fig is a is a species of flowering plant in the genus Ficus, from the family Moraceae, known as the common fig (or just the fig). It is the source of the fruit also called the fig, and as such is an important crop in those areas where it is grown commercially. Native to the Middle East and western Asia, it has been sought out and cultivated since ancient times, and is now widely grown throughout the temperate world, both for its fruit and as an ornamental plant


 
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you like male butts, lol fig


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call him a figgit


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What a fig.


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I enjoy putting big juicy figs in my mouth. It's a treat.


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Point out that a fig is a is a species of flowering plant in the genus Ficus, from the family Moraceae, known as the common fig (or just the fig). It is the source of the fruit also called the fig, and as such is an important crop in those areas where it is grown commercially. Native to the Middle East and western Asia, it has been sought out and cultivated since ancient times, and is now widely grown throughout the temperate world, both for its fruit and as an ornamental plant
I did. He complained that since it's a "cutesy mispelling" of the word "fag" it's bannable.


 
 
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OP is the biggest fig I ever did see.

But basically there is no getting around it, it's the same as fgt.

If the mods on bnet want to shut people down for calling each other joking insults then that's what they are going to do.

But all it does is fire up the euphemism treadmill to produce another chewed word to use as a substitute.


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Point out that a fig is a is a species of flowering plant in the genus Ficus, from the family Moraceae, known as the common fig (or just the fig). It is the source of the fruit also called the fig, and as such is an important crop in those areas where it is grown commercially. Native to the Middle East and western Asia, it has been sought out and cultivated since ancient times, and is now widely grown throughout the temperate world, both for its fruit and as an ornamental plant
I did. He complained that since it's a "cutesy mispelling" of the word "fag" it's bannable.
Misspelling? How can a name for a plant be misspelled? Like what the absolute fuck?

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Well first you should start off by informing him of what a fig actually is. I'm unaware of anyone actually being insulted by being called a fruit. Would Prometheus get upset if someone was called grape or a carrot? What about a pigeon?

Why is being called a fig so horrific?


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.


Well first you should start off by informing him of what a fig actually is. I'm unaware of anyone actually being insulted by being called a fruit. Would Prometheus get upset if someone was called grape or a carrot? What about a pigeon?

Why is being called a fig so horrific?
I did.
He doesn't like it b/c it's too close to the word fag.


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Point out that a fig is a is a species of flowering plant in the genus Ficus, from the family Moraceae, known as the common fig (or just the fig). It is the source of the fruit also called the fig, and as such is an important crop in those areas where it is grown commercially. Native to the Middle East and western Asia, it has been sought out and cultivated since ancient times, and is now widely grown throughout the temperate world, both for its fruit and as an ornamental plant
I did. He complained that since it's a "cutesy mispelling" of the word "fag" it's bannable.

Tell him you're British and they're impending your right to talk about cigarettes


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Point out that a fig is a is a species of flowering plant in the genus Ficus, from the family Moraceae, known as the common fig (or just the fig). It is the source of the fruit also called the fig, and as such is an important crop in those areas where it is grown commercially. Native to the Middle East and western Asia, it has been sought out and cultivated since ancient times, and is now widely grown throughout the temperate world, both for its fruit and as an ornamental plant
I did. He complained that since it's a "cutesy mispelling" of the word "fag" it's bannable.
Misspelling? How can a name for a plant be misspelled? Like what the absolute fuck?

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Well first you should start off by informing him of what a fig actually is. I'm unaware of anyone actually being insulted by being called a fruit. Would Prometheus get upset if someone was called grape or a carrot? What about a pigeon?

Why is being called a fig so horrific?
I did.
He doesn't like it b/c it's too close to the word fag.

Will he start banning people because the word punt is close to cunt? What about truck? If I called someone a truck would he ban me because it sounds like fuck? What if someone is rich? That sounds close to bitch. Will all wealthy people now be banned from b.net?


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i don't give a truck you punts


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.


Well first you should start off by informing him of what a fig actually is. I'm unaware of anyone actually being insulted by being called a fruit. Would Prometheus get upset if someone was called grape or a carrot? What about a pigeon?

Why is being called a fig so horrific?
I did.
He doesn't like it b/c it's too close to the word fag.

Will he start banning people because the word punt is close to cunt? What about truck? If I called someone a truck would he ban me because it sounds like fuck? What if someone is rich? That sounds close to bitch. Will all wealthy people now be banned from b.net?
Probably.


 
 
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Well first you should start off by informing him of what a fig actually is. I'm unaware of anyone actually being insulted by being called a fruit. Would Prometheus get upset if someone was called grape or a carrot? What about a pigeon?

Why is being called a fig so horrific?
I did.
He doesn't like it b/c it's too close to the word fag.

Will he start banning people because the word punt is close to cunt? What about truck? If I called someone a truck would he ban me because it sounds like fuck? What if someone is rich? That sounds close to bitch. Will all wealthy people now be banned from b.net?

It's b.next.
Would any of that really be surprising?

Hell, I'm tempted to see if they can decipher cockney insults >_____> Britbongs have a hard enough time understanding that gibberish so god help the yanks on bnet <.<


 
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Well first you should start off by informing him of what a fig actually is. I'm unaware of anyone actually being insulted by being called a fruit. Would Prometheus get upset if someone was called grape or a carrot? What about a pigeon?

Why is being called a fig so horrific?
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Well first you should start off by informing him of what a fig actually is. I'm unaware of anyone actually being insulted by being called a fruit. Would Prometheus get upset if someone was called grape or a carrot? What about a pigeon?

Why is being called a fig so horrific?
Sorry grape is too close to rape