Give me creative pick up lines

RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 07:42:34 PM

Go up to her and say, "The map to Skywalker. We know you found it. And now you're going to give it to the First Order."

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · April 09, 2016, 07:46:40 PM

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RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 07:51:55 PM

Quote from: ねこ on April 09, 2016, 07:46:40 PM

^ lmao don't listen to this fat loser

not fat but okay

🍁 Aria 🔮 · April 09, 2016, 08:00:07 PM

You got some cheese? Because I'm going to go and wine on the internet later about this.

Naru · April 09, 2016, 08:03:10 PM

Girl you’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.

Naru · April 09, 2016, 08:14:05 PM

i sent your selfies to nasa cause youre a star

Dopameme · April 09, 2016, 08:38:51 PM

pickup lines only work on tinder

Word Wizard · April 09, 2016, 09:37:34 PM

"If I can guess where you got your shoes you have to give me your number"

"Okay"

"You got your shoes on your feet"

Mmmmm Napalm · April 09, 2016, 10:31:45 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 07:42:34 PM

Go up to her and say, "The map to Skywalker. We know you found it. And now you're going to give it to the First Order."

That doesn't even work as a line. It has no potential connotation outside of the film.

The Lord Ruler · April 09, 2016, 10:35:56 PM

You wanna hear something naughty?

TB · April 09, 2016, 10:51:44 PM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on April 09, 2016, 10:31:45 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 07:42:34 PM
Go up to her and say, "The map to Skywalker. We know you found it. And now you're going to give it to the First Order."

That doesn't even work as a line. It has no potential connotation outside of the film.

His force field of narcissism will carry on though. Never fear.

RomanGladiator · April 10, 2016, 12:31:50 AM

Barely even anyone there. What a waste. Was a cute redhead waitress. Hooking uo with someone isn't like what he movies and pop culture makes it seem like. What are peak hours for a bar? I got there at 10:30

The Lord Ruler · April 10, 2016, 12:47:50 AM

wait no

ban me · April 10, 2016, 01:08:30 AM

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gats · April 10, 2016, 01:39:09 AM

Get in the van

🂿 · April 10, 2016, 02:48:44 AM

Do you have a pen? Good, write down my phone number.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Hey baby, what’s your sign?

I would say bless you, but it looks like God already did.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like this?

Have we met?

Spoiler

I don't use pickup lines, I might have used Have we met? in a sentence before but I wasn't aware it even was considered one until now. I prefer to be myself, but using the classics can't hurt. You're welcome, ya big jerk.

BC · April 10, 2016, 03:34:00 AM

Quote from: Prime X on April 09, 2016, 08:00:07 PM

You got some cheese? Because I'm going to go and wine on the internet later about this.

screaming

BC · April 10, 2016, 03:34:26 AM

Thank you all, this thread has brightened up my night. Jesus some of you are clever fucks, and I appreciate it

snee0rp · April 10, 2016, 03:52:57 AM

Quote from: Narulion Sol on April 09, 2016, 08:03:10 PM

Girl you’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.

There are other reasons the girls he's after would cause a noticeable gravitational disturbance.

Jono · April 10, 2016, 04:22:18 AM

I'm RomanGladiator, all around bad boy and dispenser of justice in an unjust galaxy

N/A · April 10, 2016, 03:38:31 PM

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🂿 · April 10, 2016, 03:49:43 PM

Quote from: Prime X on April 09, 2016, 08:00:07 PM

You got some cheese? Because I'm going to go and wine on the internet later about this.

This is pure gold.

DAS B00T x2 · April 10, 2016, 03:51:50 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 10, 2016, 12:31:50 AM

Barely even anyone there. What a waste. Was a cute redhead waitress. Hooking uo with someone isn't like what he movies and pop culture makes it seem like. What are peak hours for a bar? I got there at 10:30

Most people don't go to bars with the intention of going home with a stranger. You generally just go out for fun with friends.

RomanGladiator · April 10, 2016, 03:55:55 PM

Quote from: D. B. Books on April 10, 2016, 03:51:50 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 10, 2016, 12:31:50 AM
Barely even anyone there. What a waste. Was a cute redhead waitress. Hooking uo with someone isn't like what he movies and pop culture makes it seem like. What are peak hours for a bar? I got there at 10:30
Most people don't go to bars with the intention of going home with a stranger. You generally just go out for fun with friends.

I'm sure there are some people. I need to clear my head, it's like I can't think clearly. And it's been like 7 months six I had sex. The most thirsty guy there is tonight I'm going to have to go and try.

DAS B00T x2 · April 10, 2016, 04:00:17 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 10, 2016, 03:55:55 PM

Quote from: D. B. Books on April 10, 2016, 03:51:50 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 10, 2016, 12:31:50 AM
Barely even anyone there. What a waste. Was a cute redhead waitress. Hooking uo with someone isn't like what he movies and pop culture makes it seem like. What are peak hours for a bar? I got there at 10:30
Most people don't go to bars with the intention of going home with a stranger. You generally just go out for fun with friends.
I'm sure there are some people. I need to clear my head, it's like I can't think clearly. And it's been like 7 months six I had sex. The most thirsty guy there is tonight I'm going to have to go and try.

brah
if you just wanna fuck
there's always lonely fat chicks on craigslist

RomanGladiator · April 10, 2016, 04:01:58 PM

Quote from: D. B. Books on April 10, 2016, 04:00:17 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 10, 2016, 03:55:55 PM
Quote from: D. B. Books on April 10, 2016, 03:51:50 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 10, 2016, 12:31:50 AM
Barely even anyone there. What a waste. Was a cute redhead waitress. Hooking uo with someone isn't like what he movies and pop culture makes it seem like. What are peak hours for a bar? I got there at 10:30
Most people don't go to bars with the intention of going home with a stranger. You generally just go out for fun with friends.
I'm sure there are some people. I need to clear my head, it's like I can't think clearly. And it's been like 7 months six I had sex. The most thirsty guy there is tonight I'm going to have to go and try.
brah
if you just wanna fuck
there's always lonely fat chicks on craigslist

not trusting anyone from there, but I have searched before lol

challengerX · April 10, 2016, 04:03:50 PM

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RomanGladiator · April 10, 2016, 04:18:30 PM

Quote from: challengerX on April 10, 2016, 04:03:50 PM

What about that Tinder thing

lol. Still looking. That hispanic chick has no time for me but we are talking trying to work something out. I've only met two people from tinder and they were "dates."

Mattie G Indahouse · April 10, 2016, 04:29:56 PM

You look like a whale, a whale of a good time!

Hey baby you wanna choke down my Big Mac?

snee0rp · April 10, 2016, 04:40:41 PM

*whale mating call*