Give me creative pick up lines

RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 05:49:13 PM

I shouldn't have a problem picking up someone tonight with my looks, it's just not knowing how to initiate a conversation. I tried it once with someone who was sitting with a friend, that was gutsy and I wasn't afraid to fail.

Ian · April 09, 2016, 05:50:59 PM

"If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"

I used that on Senpai once, they didn't get it at first, then I just got a maybe....

Mr. Psychologist · April 09, 2016, 05:57:44 PM

damn imma need a forklift truck

RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 05:58:32 PM

>tfw you never thought you'd be "that guy" who carries condoms around with him

Ian · April 09, 2016, 05:59:14 PM

I don't, but I was led to believe it's normal to do that.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 05:58:32 PM

>tfw you never thought you'd be "that guy" who carries condoms around with him

DAS B00T x2 · April 09, 2016, 06:00:07 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 05:58:32 PM

>tfw you never thought you'd be "that guy" who carries condoms around with him

Too bad you don't get to use them

RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 06:01:15 PM

Quote from: D. B. Books on April 09, 2016, 06:00:07 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 05:58:32 PM
>tfw you never thought you'd be "that guy" who carries condoms around with him
Too bad you don't get to use them

Yeah, too bad. I shouldn't have went raw inside French teacher, that was foolish. I will try tonight. and maybe you guys will get a good story. I do this all for your entertainment!

Dietrich Six · April 09, 2016, 06:02:11 PM

"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."

Guaranteed winner.

Jive Turkey · April 09, 2016, 06:03:27 PM

Pickup lines are for autists

RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 06:06:20 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 09, 2016, 06:02:11 PM

"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."

Guaranteed winner.

Were it so easy...

Mmmmm Napalm · April 09, 2016, 06:07:06 PM

"'Sup hamplanet. You ready for me to take you to the slaughterhouse?"

Jive Turkey · April 09, 2016, 06:08:39 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 06:06:20 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 09, 2016, 06:02:11 PM
"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."

Guaranteed winner.
Were it so easy...

it is for me

Mr. Psychologist · April 09, 2016, 06:09:13 PM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on April 09, 2016, 06:07:06 PM

"'Sup hamplanet. You ready for me to take you to the slaughterhouse?"

dead

RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 06:10:02 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 09, 2016, 06:08:39 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 06:06:20 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 09, 2016, 06:02:11 PM
"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."

Guaranteed winner.
Were it so easy...
it is for me

Because you're a chad. I'm a bit more sophisticated than that.

True Turquoise · April 09, 2016, 06:11:39 PM

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

Jive Turkey · April 09, 2016, 06:12:43 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 06:10:02 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 09, 2016, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 06:06:20 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 09, 2016, 06:02:11 PM
"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."

Guaranteed winner.
Were it so easy...
it is for me
Because you're a chad. I'm a bit more sophisticated than that.

didnt know sophisticated = going to bars by yourself before they close to try and fuck a drunk girl

Mmmmm Napalm · April 09, 2016, 06:13:47 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 09, 2016, 06:12:43 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 06:10:02 PM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 09, 2016, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 06:06:20 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 09, 2016, 06:02:11 PM
"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."

Guaranteed winner.
Were it so easy...
it is for me
Because you're a chad. I'm a bit more sophisticated than that.
didnt know sophisticated = going to bars by yourself before they close to try and fuck a drunk girl

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RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 06:14:41 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 09, 2016, 06:12:43 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 06:10:02 PM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 09, 2016, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 06:06:20 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 09, 2016, 06:02:11 PM
"You're fat, I'm cute, let's fuck."

Guaranteed winner.
Were it so easy...
it is for me
Because you're a chad. I'm a bit more sophisticated than that.
didnt know sophisticated = going to bars by yourself before they close to try and fuck a drunk girl

I'll talk to them about the finer points of literature and history beforehand.

Coco · April 09, 2016, 06:23:58 PM

Stop.

RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 06:28:26 PM

Quote from: Coco on April 09, 2016, 06:23:58 PM

Stop.

>tfw you look handsome but act like a George Costanza around women.

Spartan · April 09, 2016, 06:30:32 PM

Here's my favourite one

Spoiler

http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/give-me-creative-pick-up-lines/

Mr. Psychologist · April 09, 2016, 06:42:01 PM

alright serious answer

try this line, unfortunately because cheat is a jew i can't embed and give a time to start at so
https://youtu.be/-XSq0PvVxMs?t=18s

here

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · April 09, 2016, 07:04:25 PM

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Batch · April 09, 2016, 07:07:10 PM

'Damn girl, what's your post code?'

Ian · April 09, 2016, 07:14:55 PM

"Ayy girl, you know Fitzgerald is one of the best authors of the 20th century?"

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 06:14:41 PM

I'll talk to them about the finer points of literature and history beforehand.

The Hån · April 09, 2016, 07:24:53 PM

"do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?"

The Hån · April 09, 2016, 07:26:46 PM

also

Spoiler

I don't like sand.

Luis · April 09, 2016, 07:28:10 PM

roses r red
lemons r sour
open ur legs
giv me an hour

Naru · April 09, 2016, 07:32:22 PM

"ever wonder what happens in orions belt?"

;DDDDDDD

Naru · April 09, 2016, 07:33:02 PM

"damn, you must be a white dwarf, super hot but not very bright, especially if you have sex with me"