Give me a legit reason why you can't join the military

Quote from: Naru on March 17, 2015, 12:49:12 AM
Quote from: TBlocks on March 17, 2015, 12:48:21 AM
I don't want to?
LOL GET DRAFTED SCRUB
Bruh I live in Canada.

>Polar Bear Calvary

N/A · March 17, 2015, 12:50:30 AM

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Ushan · March 17, 2015, 12:50:32 AM

I can, but I guarantee you, I'd die the first time I see actual combat.

Chakas · March 17, 2015, 12:50:42 AM

I'm almost 50

Naru · March 17, 2015, 12:50:46 AM

Quote from: Alphy on March 17, 2015, 12:49:53 AM

not old enough?

Well TOO BAD CAUSE YOU'LL BE DRAFTED SOON

LOL

TB · March 17, 2015, 12:52:02 AM

Quote from: Naru on March 17, 2015, 12:50:22 AM

Quote from: TBlocks on March 17, 2015, 12:49:39 AM
Quote from: Naru on March 17, 2015, 12:49:12 AM
Quote from: TBlocks on March 17, 2015, 12:48:21 AM
I don't want to?
LOL GET DRAFTED SCRUB
Bruh I live in Canada.
>Polar Bear Calvary

I feel like fighting along side polar bears would be awesome. >.>

Korra · March 17, 2015, 12:52:26 AM

Because I don't want to get yelled at by bigger and stronger women who would break me in half.

alphy · March 17, 2015, 12:55:21 AM

Quote from: Naru on March 17, 2015, 12:50:46 AM

Quote from: Alphy on March 17, 2015, 12:49:53 AM
not old enough?
Well TOO BAD CAUSE YOU'LL BE DRAFTED SOON

LOL

i mean joining and being drafted are two different things

therEfore U not relevant

Jim · March 17, 2015, 12:55:48 AM

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Jono · March 17, 2015, 01:13:15 AM

Cause I won't be a pawn to the pencil pushers that want war

Azumarill · March 17, 2015, 01:21:06 AM

i refuse to lay down my life for bureaucrats and rich assholes who dont care about me, the things i believe in, or my way of life.

Sigma617 · March 17, 2015, 01:23:39 AM

Because there isn't a single serious Space Marine Organization fielded by humanity yet.

I hear Scientologists have a ceremonial space navy, but instead of putting you on Starships, they just lock you in closets until you submit to their regime.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · March 17, 2015, 01:26:23 AM

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Sigma617 · March 17, 2015, 01:27:09 AM

Also personal Power Armor is not invented yet.

Turkey · March 17, 2015, 01:27:37 AM

Because, despite being hurtful, I'm just a turkey.

Blackbox Rob · March 17, 2015, 02:03:35 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on March 17, 2015, 01:21:06 AM

i refuse to lay down my life for bureaucrats and rich assholes who dont care about me, the things i believe in, or my way of life.

Also - flat footed.

Juuzou · March 17, 2015, 02:06:38 AM

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Deesbee · March 17, 2015, 02:13:23 AM

I have better things to do, like not be the puppet of a government.

big dog · March 17, 2015, 03:43:06 AM

Too busy browsing dank memes.

gats · March 17, 2015, 04:06:23 AM

I probably could but I won't unless there's a good cause to fight for

Blazed Iron · March 17, 2015, 04:14:56 AM

I'm my dad's only son. Get Rekt draft.

Flee · March 17, 2015, 05:11:42 AM

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Mr. Psychologist · March 17, 2015, 05:22:36 AM

I wouldn't be suitable for frontline combat at all really, history of mental illness might also come into play there.

For a support role/drone operator though, there isn't really a reason why I can't it's more that I don't really want to go down that career path.