Girl wants me to take her virginity

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Actually pretty hesitant about this


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Don't wear white. Virgin blood stains.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
Please don't.


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Is she your wife?


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No she doesnt


 
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Tfw I don't knew when I should lose mine


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Tfw I don't knew when I should lose mine
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Tfw I don't knew when I should lose mine


isn't she leaving in a couple months?

get it over with tbh


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Tfw I don't knew when I should lose mine
Arent you in a ship? Theres no time to waste, you need to cum right away!


 
Elai
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
>not saving yourself for your wedding night

filthy heathens


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does this stuff even work?
pics or it didnt happen.


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>not saving yourself for your wedding night

filthy heathens
Seriously though who cares about tradition anymore.

Or religion for that matter. You wanna bang Naru, just bang.


 
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Seriously though who cares about tradition anymore.

Or religion for that matter.

Uh, me.


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>not saving yourself for your wedding night

filthy heathens
Seriously though who cares about tradition anymore.
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Seriously though who cares about tradition anymore.

Or religion for that matter.

Uh, me.
i thought u were athiest, not a thiest


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Seriously though who cares about tradition anymore.

Or religion for that matter.

Uh, me.
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Elai
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
i thought u were athiest, not a thiest

Me too.


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She's very innocent and nervous about this entire thing which is why I'm so hesitant. It's pretty cute and I feel kinda bad


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She's pretty innocent and nervous about this entire thing which is why I'm so hesitant. It's pretty cute and I feel kinda bad

Seriously, please don't.

I doubt it would be enjoyable for you, anyway. From what I hear, it's a pretty underwhelming experience to take a girl's virginity.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!


Too much hokey protestant bullshit for me.

I don't """love""" Jesus, I just devote my life to him because that's what allows me to transcend my sinful human nature.


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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Girls say this all the time to trick dudes, she probably isn't one...


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She's pretty innocent and nervous about this entire thing which is why I'm so hesitant. It's pretty cute and I feel kinda bad

Seriously, please don't.

I doubt it would be enjoyable for you, anyway. From what I hear, it's a pretty underwhelming experience to take a girl's virginity.
Yeah this is true.

She'd be in pain, blood will be on your bacon and eggs and you really cant do what you really want, which I assume is bang her senseless. That will scar her.

Advice, use a FUCK load of lube if you really have to have sex with her, for christ sake make sure she's wet first and be slow, ask her if shes in pain and if she says it hurts you stop

Enjoy the tiring experience youve set yourself up for.
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Elai
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Advice, use a FUCK load of lube if you really have to

Or (!!!) just don't do it!?


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Advice, use a FUCK load of lube if you really have to

Or (!!!) just don't do it!?
Or (!!!) stop telling people what to do!?

If the girl is consenting, there's absolutely nothing wrong with this.


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Girls say this all the time to trick dudes, she probably isn't one...
shes hiding a tomato sauce sachet up there.

You gotta taste it to make sure.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
Or (!!!) stop telling people what to do!?

lol


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Advice, use a FUCK load of lube if you really have to

Or (!!!) just don't do it!?
When have telling Jive/Roman not to do something ever worked fam?