Girl advice (sad stori)

BrenMan 94 · January 18, 2015, 10:02:00 PM

So there's this girl that I grew up with when I was younger. She was the first friend I made when I moved to [redacted] from [redacted], SC. We stayed friends until middle school, when hormones and shit started kicking in. She thought that we were bf/gf, but I just wanted to be friends.

>>WARNING: IMMINENT AUTISM<<

I told her that I didn't love her and that I hated her. Her friends beat me up with their pocketbooks and I hid in the boy's bathroom until it was time to go home.

She sent me a friend request on Facebook on her birthday so I posted a message saying "Happy birthday, hope all is well" with a picture of my cat (the one that is currently my profile pic on here). She said "Thanks, you too". So I'm guessing there's no bad blood after ten years.

Should I just leave it or try to pursue a relationship? She goes to school at [redacted] which is only ten minutes away from where I'm going to school. She likes cats, isn't a Republican, and her dad is a serious motorhead (petrolhead for you bongs).

Korra · January 18, 2015, 10:04:25 PM

So...what do you want to do?

Luis · January 18, 2015, 10:04:29 PM

Uh... sure?

BrenMan 94 · January 18, 2015, 10:05:16 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:04:25 PM

So...what do you want to do?

Fuck her.

Septy · January 18, 2015, 10:06:05 PM

TL:DR
Girl: "I love you"
OP: "I FUCKING HATE YOU BITCH"
>OP then gets the shit beat out of him by white nights

Korra · January 18, 2015, 10:06:25 PM

Quote from: BrenMan 94 on January 18, 2015, 10:05:16 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:04:25 PM
So...what do you want to do?
Fuck her.

Oh.

The Lord Ruler · January 18, 2015, 10:07:38 PM

Elegiac · January 18, 2015, 10:09:32 PM

This is strange. I'm not touching it.

BrenMan 94 · January 18, 2015, 10:11:56 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 18, 2015, 10:06:05 PM

TL:DR
Girl: "I love you"
OP: "I FUCKING HATE YOU BITCH"
>OP then gets the shit beat out of him by white nights

Pretty much.

Granted, this was all before I was diagnosed with ADHD, Asperger's syndrome, and OCD.

R o c k e t · January 18, 2015, 10:12:17 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:06:25 PM

Quote from: BrenMan 94 on January 18, 2015, 10:05:16 PM
Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:04:25 PM
So...what do you want to do?
Fuck her.
Oh.

Was this your expression?

Luis · January 18, 2015, 10:14:09 PM

Remember what one wise gentleman once said.

Korra · January 18, 2015, 10:16:07 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 18, 2015, 10:12:17 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:06:25 PM
Quote from: BrenMan 94 on January 18, 2015, 10:05:16 PM
Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:04:25 PM
So...what do you want to do?
Fuck her.
Oh.

Was this your expression?

More like this:

R o c k e t · January 18, 2015, 10:16:54 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:16:07 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 18, 2015, 10:12:17 PM
Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:06:25 PM
Quote from: BrenMan 94 on January 18, 2015, 10:05:16 PM
Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:04:25 PM
So...what do you want to do?
Fuck her.
Oh.

Was this your expression?

More like this:

Actually, yeah.
That gif is much better.

Yu · January 18, 2015, 10:18:07 PM

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She sent me a friend request on Facebook on her birthday so I posted a message saying "Happy birthday, hope all is well" with a picture of my cat (the one that is currently my profile pic on here). She said "Thanks, you too". So I'm guessing there's no bad blood after ten years.

Thats not how it works man.

BrenMan 94 · January 18, 2015, 10:18:24 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:06:25 PM

Quote from: BrenMan 94 on January 18, 2015, 10:05:16 PM
Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:04:25 PM
So...what do you want to do?
Fuck her.
Oh.

Well, I mean, that's the MO.

I want to at least have dinner and stuff before I rip her clothes off and motorboat her boobs and stuff my rooster into her hen house.

BrenMan 94 · January 18, 2015, 10:19:11 PM

Quote from: Yu on January 18, 2015, 10:18:07 PM

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She sent me a friend request on Facebook on her birthday so I posted a message saying "Happy birthday, hope all is well" with a picture of my cat (the one that is currently my profile pic on here). She said "Thanks, you too". So I'm guessing there's no bad blood after ten years.

Thats not how it works man.

So how can I into relationship?

Korra · January 18, 2015, 10:21:51 PM

Quote from: BrenMan 94 on January 18, 2015, 10:18:24 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:06:25 PM
Quote from: BrenMan 94 on January 18, 2015, 10:05:16 PM
Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 18, 2015, 10:04:25 PM
So...what do you want to do?
Fuck her.
Oh.
Well, I mean, that's the MO.

I want to at least have dinner and stuff before I rip her clothes off and motorboat her boobs and stuff my rooster into her hen house.

Yu · January 18, 2015, 10:23:19 PM

Quote from: BrenMan 94 on January 18, 2015, 10:19:11 PM

Quote from: Yu on January 18, 2015, 10:18:07 PM
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She sent me a friend request on Facebook on her birthday so I posted a message saying "Happy birthday, hope all is well" with a picture of my cat (the one that is currently my profile pic on here). She said "Thanks, you too". So I'm guessing there's no bad blood after ten years.

Thats not how it works man.
So how can I into relationship?

Start talking to her normally at school, see where things go from there, if she's gotten over it, then you could try and go for it. Otherwise don't bother.

Septy · January 18, 2015, 10:23:49 PM

Quote from: BrenMan 94 on January 18, 2015, 10:19:11 PM

Quote from: Yu on January 18, 2015, 10:18:07 PM
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She sent me a friend request on Facebook on her birthday so I posted a message saying "Happy birthday, hope all is well" with a picture of my cat (the one that is currently my profile pic on here). She said "Thanks, you too". So I'm guessing there's no bad blood after ten years.

Thats not how it works man.
So how can I into relationship?

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Risay117 · January 18, 2015, 11:19:36 PM

Well get in touch with her and see how things go but yeah telling you hated her could be kind of an issue to deal with.

Tyger · January 18, 2015, 11:40:40 PM

Just apologize and tell her you were retardism back them