I was getting food when all of a sudden I tripped on the floor (just cleaned it so it's still kinda wet) and shook my fridge which had the wine bottle on it. It fell but since it's pitch fucking black I couldn't see it. It was a few inches away from me but I still can't help but feeling that if I wasn't so damn lucky I would have turned into Big Boss.

I would have turned into Big Boss.

That would have been pretty GOAT tbh

Damn sneaky rouge

damn sneaky red?

Wear an eyepatch anyway.