This is the story of when I first touched booty

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This is the story of when I first touched Grill booty.

I was in 6th grade and in art class. It was the end of the hour and we were all putting our paintings away.

In the huge crowd was a Grill named Sydney. She had dark brown hair and was wearing a tight shirt and leggings. I had a stiffy from starin at that booty. Yes, this is titled "when I first TOUCHED Grill booty" Just remember that my hands were holding a painting ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•).

So I went in for the kill VERY carefully. As I approached the table I made a quick maneuver to the right and slapped my caged animal across da booty.

I also grabbed my friend's booty during a birthday party when she was asleep.

This can also be titled "The story of when I became a sex-offender".


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uhhh...

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So you sexually harass girls..... What else is new?


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So you sexually harass girls..... What else is new?
I had sex with my cousin when I was 15.


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My friends and I had a competition in high school: whoever could surprise spank the most hot girl booty and get away with it. I won.


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My friends and I had a competition in high school: whoever could surprise spank the most hot girl booty and get away with it. I won.
Nice.


 
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My friends and I had a competition in high school: whoever could surprise spank the most hot girl booty and get away with it. I won.
Nice.
I've always been smooth like that. It helps when you're friends with at least half of them.


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So you sexually harass girls..... What else is new?
I had sex with my cousin when I was 15.

You're one sick bastard, you know that?


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So you sexually harass girls..... What else is new?
I had sex with my cousin when I was 15.

You're one sick bastard, you know that?
I know this.


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Why is this so black?
I once accidentally touched my friends crush's butt in my first year of high school. Needless to say he was not happy.


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I once accidentally touched my friends crush's butt in my first year of high school. Needless to say he was not happy.
sounds hawt


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My friends and I had a competition in high school: whoever could surprise spank the most hot girl booty and get away with it. I won.
Reminds me of my friends and I asking out random girls in the days of yore. I also won.