B-b-but what about giant ginger babies taking over the world?

"You murdered our aunt."
LF: "I did it to protect you."

Damn, the must cunning and one of the most level headed characters in the show caves in at the very moment when something he doesn't expect happens. What happened to his made up story where Lysa committed suicide out of jealousy?

damn CIA was the last character I was invested in

what a boring episode and finale

$50 on D&D making Daario the leader of the Golden Company for some more unnecessary love triangle drama.

>smartest, most cautious character in the show gets defeated by a bunch of teens

fuckin scooby doo ass plot shit fuck

this season is some of the worst TV i've ever watched.

only episode close to being good was spoils of war

I HURT MYSELF

TODAY

Imagine being Jon Snow in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Daenerys Targaryen, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous dragon face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another Wildling redhead inside some ice cave. Like seriously imagine having to be Jon Snow and not only lay in that bed while Daenerys Targaryen rubs her disgusting body all over you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, thrust after thrust, hour after hour, while she perfected that fuck. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as Tyrion behind the door tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DAENERYS TARGARYEN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to lay there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wildling redheads and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in The Wall. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get lay there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with Missandei in the previous months. And then she calls for you again, and you know you could kill every single person in this ship before the Unsullied could put you down, but you lay there and endure, because you're fucking Aegon targaryen. You're not going to lose your future rule on the Iron Throne over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Quote from: Mordo on August 28, 2017, 02:54:01 PM

Are they really that normie catering that they had to have a braindead exposition scene about Jon's parentage?

What happened to the """all seeing""" Three Eyed Raven™

I wouldn't expect non-book readers to even know who Rhaegar Targaryan or Lyanna Stark are, and they needed the exposition and lead-up.

this is true, all my normie friends can't even name half of the current characters, let alone someone who's only been named dropped a could of times.

wtf did lyanna say jon's real name was? something with an E?

Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 27, 2017, 09:57:47 PM

I legitimately almost died when cersei threatened Jaime. My heart fucking sank.

was the most tense scene this entire season. can't lose our boy just yet.

Azor Jamie.

aegon is his name

Spoiler

- Normal Dragon has orange flame, with some sort of pressure-furnace brewing in it's stomach (based on fire exploding out the dragon after getting javelin'd).

- Zombie dragon has a hotter blue flame, despite i) having a rupture in it's fire chamber/stomach and ii) will be decaying the whole time making shit like wings and chambers of FIRE useless.

Really when the zombie dragon tried to let rip on the wall, he should have fucking exploded or at the very least burnt himself to death.
 

The fact that zombies can walk and swing weapons without any muscle tissue should clue you into the notion that wights are powered by handwavium magic.

i guess you can say Littlefinger

"You murdered our aunt."
LF: "I did it to protect you."

Damn, the must cunning and one of the most level headed characters in the show caves in at the very moment when something he doesn't expect happens. What happened to his made up story where Lysa committed suicide out of jealousy?

sansa was in the room when he pushed her