I got some Oreos and I'm about to open it and eat some tasty snacks when BOOM fucking shit

The fucking bag had the fucking lift easy open label and I'm reaching down to open the fucking thing when my thumb and index finger touches smooth plastic

NO FUCKING LABEL

LIKE FUCK BRO

What the fuck
I'm fumbling with this shit for like two minutes before I come to the realization

It hit harder than my mom with the broomstick
I drop it

It has no fucking opener
I throw it across the room
Metaphorically of course

Then I open it and then started eating :3

Gotta love quality control.

Yeah, they let him out of the hospital..

>buying golden oreos.

You deserve everything that happens to you.