So after God knows how many years I've decided to watch Naruto again...some of this shit completely baffles me as to how it's supposed to make sense.

Like this one guy Yamoto is some elite genetically engineered Black Ops agent that Michael Jackson made who is somehow able able to pretty much create an entire plateu in a matter of seconds and then summon a fucking river out of nowhere with no original water source with no fucking effort, but then he gets his ass handed to him in seconds by some kid who does nothing but make himself into a tazer and making his eyes kinda (not realy) creepy looking...

How is this shit so popular? Do people just not notice this shit?

>Anime

Naruto is legitimately some of the worst media content I've ever seen. Why I trudged through like 150 episodes of that shit is beyond me.

More logic; same CoD Black Ops guy from the OP is able to yank a life sized clone made of wood out of his own body...later, said wood evaporates innto a tiny puff of smoke.

Quote from: Jocephalopod on July 16, 2015, 09:59:12 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on July 16, 2015, 09:57:09 PM

Why I trudged through like 150 episodes of that shit is beyond me.

LOL WHAT THE FuCK

The episodes are like 15 minutes long and I usually would put it up in a different window while doing other stuff like homework. My girlfriend at the time really liked it, and it was pretty popular. 150 is probably an exaggeration, and it was kind of fun, but it really is just a terrible show.

Let me tell you how the world works:

Anime is garbage

Isn't shipudden like 80% filler

Naruto in general is about 80% roller and 19% flashbacks

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on July 16, 2015, 10:03:19 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on July 16, 2015, 09:59:12 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on July 16, 2015, 09:57:09 PM

Why I trudged through like 150 episodes of that shit is beyond me.

LOL WHAT THE FuCK

The episodes are like 15 minutes long and I usually would put it up in a different window while doing other stuff like homework. My girlfriend at the time really liked it, and it was pretty popular. 150 is probably an exaggeration, and it was kind of fun, but it really is just a terrible show.

Let me tell you how the world works:

Anime is garbage

I used to think that, but there are more than a few series that aren't terrible voice actors doing nonsensical shit with terrible animation.

Fullmetal Alchemist
Baccano!
Cowboy Bebop
Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet
Attack on Titan (meh)
Eden of the East
Death Note (first half)

You ain't seen nuthin yet

The movie that was supposed to end that series had ninjas fighting on the moon and in space without any sort of space suit or oxygen supply.

Try the same thing, but with card games: Cardfight Vangaurd season 4
(They don't even explain how they got there, and don't get me started on the English dub)

Quote from: Jocephalopod on July 16, 2015, 10:04:37 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on July 16, 2015, 10:03:19 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on July 16, 2015, 09:59:12 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on July 16, 2015, 09:57:09 PM

Why I trudged through like 150 episodes of that shit is beyond me.

LOL WHAT THE FuCK

The episodes are like 15 minutes long and I usually would put it up in a different window while doing other stuff like homework. My girlfriend at the time really liked it, and it was pretty popular. 150 is probably an exaggeration, and it was kind of fun, but it really is just a terrible show.

Let me tell you how the world works:

Anime is garbage

I used to think that, but there are more than a few series that aren't terrible voice actors doing nonsensical shit with terrible animation.

Fullmetal Alchemist
Baccano!
Cowboy Bebop
Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet
Attack on Titan (meh)
Eden of the East
Death Note (first half)

Getting srs for a min, I've actually never attempted to watch anime seriosuly. I Czech some of these out and get back to you.


It's just something about the style itself that turns me away from it.

Read that as Naoto logic at first. Was like 'bring it bitch'. 

Quote from: Naoto on July 16, 2015, 11:35:53 PM

Read that as Naoto logic at first. Was like 'bring it bitch'. 

Your logic is shit anyway.

Bring it bitch.

Quote from: Naoto on July 16, 2015, 11:37:13 PM

Quote from: LC on July 16, 2015, 11:36:42 PM

Quote from: Naoto on July 16, 2015, 11:35:53 PM

Read that as Naoto logic at first. Was like 'bring it bitch'. 

Your logic is shit anyway.

Bring it bitch.

Sure.

We live in the same state iirc. I'll fight you.

State away I thought. I'm going across country for a few months anyways.
Come Oct tho we fisticuffs at dawn.

I tried to watch that show - but half way though the third episode I came to the conclusion that I cannot fucking tolerate it. Never went back.