>Black Friday weekend
>Work for Target
>Electronics area
>Fat white autistic manchild comes up to me and asks for a white ps4 controller
>Scan the shelf label
>Out of stock
>"Can you please go check in the back?"
>Tell him we have nothing located in the back, everything's out
>"Ok but can you just double check in the back?"
>Show him my scanner, says out of stock
>"Okay can you please go check?"
>Tell him again in a louder voice we are out of fucking stock
>"Dont lie to me mann can you please check, I wanna speak to your manager"

>2 hours later he returns
>Rings up a PS4
>Asks why he isn't getting a gift card
>Tell him there is only a gift card deal for Xbox
>Tells me to look at the sign
>Walk over to Ps4 display
>Gift card sign there most likely placed by someone else mistakenly
>"I want my gift card, I wanna speak to your manager"
>Manager comes over, told him he can't get a gift card because it's only for the Xbox
>"Then you shouldn't have put the sign there, I want you to give me the gift card deal the Xbox got"
>AP manager finally comes over, tells him no and to stop harassing our staff and fuck off or get kicked out
>Kid waddles his fat ass out the store and never returned

I swear it was one of you, he was incredibly autistic

Yeah that's terrible and all but this is the real tragedy of the weekend.

We broke Palmetto State Armory's shipping department.

One of the older ladies I work with is all like "JUST GIVE THEM THE PICKLE!" then tells me some story about a sandwich place that normally doesn't give pickles and how some guy just gave away a pickle and they got a whole bunch of positive recognition for it. And I'm like "I'm just going to give them this Mickey plush for free because he forgot his wallet and Disney doesn't give a shit about a $20 plush".

^

Apologise for it, remove the sign and honour that transaction.
I mean I get it if it's a major fuck up for a few hundred, but when it comes to the small stuff it's better to keep a happy customer (who then returns again) than to kike them out over a few shillings.

Pickles are fucking nasty though.

You should get a jar of pickles for occasions like that.

Quote from: Ian on November 28, 2016, 02:36:16 PM

Pickles are fucking nasty though.

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 28, 2016, 02:35:47 PM

You should get a jar of pickles for occasions like that.

Precisely

Kill yourselves. Pickles are great

My nephew makes pickle juice popsicles.

Rip ppl working in retail during fall.
F

My buddy dressed up in dickies and a red polo just so he could walk around a Target on Black Friday and tell people he didn't work there. Just wondered around for two hours shopping. People would run up and just start firing questions at him. He let them know he didn't work there. Last year a woman didn't believe him and demanded to see the store manager. When he told her, she STILL didn't believe it. Just stormed out yelling she'd never shop there again.

Yeah that's terrible and all but this is the real tragedy of the weekend.

We broke Palmetto State Armory's shipping department.

Gun prices have been down for so long it's great

I also love how Palmetto State Armory forces you to type in all caps whether you want it or not.

Cruise control for cool.

My buddy dressed up in dickies and a red polo just so he could walk around a Target on Black Friday and tell people he didn't work there. Just wondered around for two hours shopping. People would run up and just start firing questions at him. He let them know he didn't work there. Last year a woman didn't believe him and demanded to see the store manager. When he told her, she STILL didn't believe it. Just stormed out yelling she'd never shop there again.

This is gold.