Fuck these plastic forks

Batch · July 29, 2015, 11:54:09 PM

> feeling lazy
> buys noodle cup for lunch at work
> forgot my fork
> have to use this fucking plastic fork in the cup, its short and useless *insert dick joke*
> noodles keep slipping off this fucking thing
> dont they test drive these things?
> WHAT ARE THESE FORKS FOR ANTS?
> halp :c

Naru · July 29, 2015, 11:55:30 PM

Ask Exodus to feed you. A man feeding himself, what kind of world do we live in?

Batch · July 29, 2015, 11:58:25 PM

Quote from: Naru on July 29, 2015, 11:55:30 PM

Ask Exodus to feed you. A man feeding himself, what kind of world do we live in?

Home is an hour away q.q

Although we're currently looking after my parents place together, cute little wifey always makes me dinner :3

Naru · July 29, 2015, 11:59:12 PM

Quote from: Batch on July 29, 2015, 11:58:25 PM

Quote from: Naru on July 29, 2015, 11:55:30 PM
Ask Exodus to feed you. A man feeding himself, what kind of world do we live in?
Home is an hour away q.q

Although we're currently looking after my parents place together, cute little wifey always makes me dinner :3

Good

Now kill her

Batch · July 30, 2015, 12:01:13 AM

Quote from: Naru on July 29, 2015, 11:59:12 PM

Quote from: Batch on July 29, 2015, 11:58:25 PM
Quote from: Naru on July 29, 2015, 11:55:30 PM
Ask Exodus to feed you. A man feeding himself, what kind of world do we live in?
Home is an hour away q.q

Although we're currently looking after my parents place together, cute little wifey always makes me dinner :3
Good

Now kill her

No wai :c

Zonda · July 30, 2015, 02:23:16 AM

The struggle of getting Chips Cheese and Gravy, only to have the Chips be so crispy as to have more structural integrity than the Fork itself, is very, very, real.

Я люблю наркотики · July 30, 2015, 03:16:23 AM

Do your nachos just get so soggy it's disgusting

Pastafarian · July 30, 2015, 08:41:00 AM

Fun fact- eating food with plastic forks subconsciously makes you feel as if your food is high quality...no like for real it's a fact

Girl of Mystery · July 30, 2015, 10:22:56 AM

Quote from: Zonda on July 30, 2015, 02:23:16 AM

The struggle of getting Chips Cheese and Gravy, only to have the Chips be so crispy as to have more structural integrity than the Fork itself, is very, very, real.

i haven't had cheesey chips for years

i want some

Zonda · July 30, 2015, 10:29:41 AM

Quote from: Le Mon man on July 30, 2015, 10:22:56 AM

Quote from: Zonda on July 30, 2015, 02:23:16 AM
The struggle of getting Chips Cheese and Gravy, only to have the Chips be so crispy as to have more structural integrity than the Fork itself, is very, very, real.
i haven't had cheesey chips for years

i want some

Hell yeah man, they're great. 10/10 hangover food, too.

DAS B00T x2 · July 30, 2015, 10:35:34 AM

Just your your knife to scoop the noodles towards your mouth.

Batch · July 31, 2015, 02:23:13 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 30, 2015, 10:35:34 AM

Just your your knife to scoop the noodles towards your mouth.

Tried that, ended up getting your mother pregnant.