Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

Called it.

Shut up Spongeboob

I bet you got a greedy ass boss too?

ugh

Quote from: Ryle on January 08, 2015, 10:50:43 PM

omg did you guys even read the whole thing ffs

Didn't have to. The minute I saw the title I already knew.

go away youre too experienced to post in my threads

Quote from: Ryle on January 08, 2015, 10:54:34 PM

Quote from: ねこ on January 08, 2015, 10:53:44 PM

I called bullshit when you said their was a girl you liked

lol

Everyone and their mothers know Ryle is a cock loving gay fgt

yeah i guess thats not completely inaccurate

Quote from: Slade on January 08, 2015, 10:51:46 PM

Quote from: Ryle on January 08, 2015, 10:50:43 PM

omg did you guys even read the whole thing ffs

Didn't have to. The minute I saw the title I already knew.

go away youre too experienced to post in my threads

And if I don't?

Well you think your life is hard huh? Ha, I laugh....

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.