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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
just went to the store to buy beer

as I'm walking out two of the bottles fall out the case and smash on the floor

why even live

 
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What beer?

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Budweiser.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
What kind of shitty packaging do you guys have to deal with?

 
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Quote from: i cum in peace on May 11, 2017, 02:02:52 PM
Budweiser.

Should've dropped the other four and gotten yourself a decent drink.

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Quote from: Moderately Rude Turkey on May 11, 2017, 02:18:43 PM
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Budweiser.

Should've dropped the other four and gotten yourself a decent drink.
what do you drink?

 
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spilled beer is a very sad site

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Quote from: Extirpator Beta on May 11, 2017, 03:22:03 PM
That's the universe telling you to stop drinking alcohol
and I'm telling the universe to do one

 
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Quote from: i cum in peace on May 11, 2017, 03:25:57 PM
Quote from: Extirpator Beta on May 11, 2017, 03:22:03 PM
That's the universe telling you to stop drinking alcohol
and I'm telling the universe to do one

Just wait until the universe does your liver and fuck you over a barrel

 
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this is why you always carry those flimsy fucking 6 packs from the bottom

 
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Quote from: Extirpator Beta on May 11, 2017, 03:22:03 PM
That's the universe telling you to stop drinking alcohol
This

Never resist the universe

 
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>2017
>Drinking the liquid Jew

Serves you right for partaking in literal poison. Enjoy your liver cancer in ten years you fucking degenerate.

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
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Quote from: Extirpator Beta on May 11, 2017, 03:22:03 PM
That's the universe telling you to stop drinking alcohol
and I'm telling the universe to do one
stop using drugs
alcohol doesn't count

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Beer is food, not a drug.

 
 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
the universe is just telling you to drink something other than that piss

i love getting ripped as much as the next guy but ill never understand why anyone enjoys beer at all.

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.

 
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Quote from: Maverick on May 11, 2017, 02:25:12 PM
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Quote from: i cum in peace on May 11, 2017, 02:02:52 PM
Budweiser.

Should've dropped the other four and gotten yourself a decent drink.
what do you drink?

Dark beers. Samuel Smith's my favorite brewery.

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Quote from: Moderately Rude Turkey on May 11, 2017, 04:42:20 PM
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Quote from: i cum in peace on May 11, 2017, 02:02:52 PM
Budweiser.

Should've dropped the other four and gotten yourself a decent drink.
what do you drink?

Dark beers. Samuel Smith's my favorite brewery.
Ever drink Guinness?

 
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Quote from: i cum in peace on May 11, 2017, 04:44:54 PM
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Budweiser.

Should've dropped the other four and gotten yourself a decent drink.
what do you drink?

Dark beers. Samuel Smith's my favorite brewery.
Ever drink Guinness?

Yeah bro, it's one of my favorite beers. It's what got me into enjoying beer.

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Quote from: Moderately Rude Turkey on May 11, 2017, 04:49:03 PM
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Budweiser.

Should've dropped the other four and gotten yourself a decent drink.
what do you drink?

Dark beers. Samuel Smith's my favorite brewery.
Ever drink Guinness?

Yeah bro, it's one of my favorite beers. It's what got me into enjoying beer.
I drank so much Guinness when I went to Ireland my shit turned black.

 
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Quote from: i cum in peace on May 11, 2017, 04:51:18 PM

I drank so much Guinness when I went to Ireland my shit turned black.
It pains me to think that I'll never get to drink Guinness in a real Irish pub.

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
who cares dude? loans dropped recently GO ON A FUCKING MAD ONE

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Yeah same, i cant hold beer in so i have to go straight for the harder drinks

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
Quote from: oss on May 11, 2017, 05:18:18 PM
Yeah same, i cant hold beer in so i have to go straight for the harder drinks
I got a gotta hard drink for you

 
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Quote from: Moderately Rude Turkey on May 11, 2017, 02:18:43 PM
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Budweiser.

Should've dropped the other four and gotten yourself a decent drink.

Why pay $20 when you can pay $8