Christianity proves Gay Sex is the best sex

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So... Every Christian I've seen on TV agree on one issue.  Gays are all going to hell.

Now, since these Christians all say we are made in God's image, it can't be that some are gay... It must be in the act of gay sex.

So, now about hell.  While descriptions of hell vary widely, pretty much everyone agrees it's a pretty bad place.

So, if gay sex gets you into hell, why do it?

Gay sex must be mind blowingly amazing. Maybe the gay guys who act like fairies are just riding the high of really amazing sex.

Maybe that's why it's banned. It's better than being with god


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Stop


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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
bro are you sure you're not gay?


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bro are you sure you're not gay?

Is anybody ever entirely sure?


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Oh, hey.
bro are you sure you're not gay?

Is anybody ever entirely sure?

Going to go ahead and quote this...


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.


 
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That makes sense tbh


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bro are you sure you're not gay?
He wants to be fucked in the ass Das.

You do the math.


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It always comes down to sex with Charlie.


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bro are you sure you're not gay?
He wants to be fucked in the ass Das.

You do the math.

TBH, who doesn't?


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Please return to your cuckshed.


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Please return to your cuckshed.

To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.

Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?


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Please return to your cuckshed.

To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.

Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
Feeling the need to brag about your sex to a bunch of teenagers when you're in your thirties is below not having had sex, I'd say.


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Please return to your cuckshed.

To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.

Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
Feeling the need to brag about your sex to a bunch of teenagers when you're in your thirties is below not having had sex, I'd say.

Except talking about it isn't bragging. That's the difference. You guys act like the subject itself is taboo.


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Please return to your cuckshed.

To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.

Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
Feeling the need to brag about your sex to a bunch of teenagers when you're in your thirties is below not having had sex, I'd say.

Except talking about it isn't bragging. That's the difference. You guys act like the subject itself is taboo.
You just insulted someone over the fact that you've had sex and they haven't.


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Please return to your cuckshed.

To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.

Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
Feeling the need to brag about your sex to a bunch of teenagers when you're in your thirties is below not having had sex, I'd say.

Except talking about it isn't bragging. That's the difference. You guys act like the subject itself is taboo.
You just insulted someone over the fact that you've had sex and they haven't.

And he insulted me over my wife of 15 years cheating on me. So fuck him and you too.

If you don't like my posts, then mute me. I could give a flying fuck if anyone likes them.


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Please return to your cuckshed.

To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.

Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
Feeling the need to brag about your sex to a bunch of teenagers when you're in your thirties is below not having had sex, I'd say.

Except talking about it isn't bragging. That's the difference. You guys act like the subject itself is taboo.
You just insulted someone over the fact that you've had sex and they haven't.

And he insulted me over my wife of 15 years cheating on me. So fuck him and you too.

If you don't like my posts, then mute me. I could give a flying fuck if anyone likes them.
It's still bragging, just saying.

I'm not actually being that serious, and don't have that much of a problem with you. So I'm not going to mute you. Yo're welcome to mute me if you're actually bothered by it though.


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Please return to your cuckshed.

To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.

Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
Feeling the need to brag about your sex to a bunch of teenagers when you're in your thirties is below not having had sex, I'd say.

Except talking about it isn't bragging. That's the difference. You guys act like the subject itself is taboo.
You just insulted someone over the fact that you've had sex and they haven't.

And he insulted me over my wife of 15 years cheating on me. So fuck him and you too.

If you don't like my posts, then mute me. I could give a flying fuck if anyone likes them.
It's still bragging, just saying.

I'm not actually being that serious, and don't have that much of a problem with you. So I'm not going to mute you. Yo're welcome to mute me if you're actually bothered by it though.
Hey guys, I did a cool thing [went to a concert, met a celebrity, drove a nice car, bought a new knife]

Have you ever done anything like that?

STOP BRAGGING


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bro are you sure you're not gay?
He wants to be fucked in the ass Das.

You do the math.

TBH, who doesn't?
Me, I don't like fat guys.


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Please return to your cuckshed.

To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.

Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
Feeling the need to brag about your sex to a bunch of teenagers when you're in your thirties is below not having had sex, I'd say.
You guys act like the subject itself is taboo.
I know this feeling all to well, it hurts being surrounded by prudes.