Fuck kids

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.


This is why I don't want anything to do with children.


 
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years later...


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lol 420 careactres
Oh

I got scared because of the title


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Oh

I got scared because of the title
Lets not go there again.


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lol 420 careactres
Lets not go there again.
Thats what Im saying


 
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Thats what Im saying
That's what I'm saying


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
You say fuck kids and have a picture with white stuff in it.


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You say fuck kids and have a picture with white stuff in it.

I can finally use this gif.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
And to think, I wanna do this seven times.  Once with twins.


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And to think, I wanna do this seven times.  Once with twins.
Good luck with your miserable child filled life when we are all partying :p


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Good luck with your miserable child filled life when we are all partying :p
I don't get invited to parties, anyway ._.


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I don't get invited to parties, anyway ._.
Well maybe you shouldn't have kids then.


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This is pathetic, Cheat
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Kids are the best.

You shouldn't be leaving a child on the couch with dip alone....That one is on the parents.


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ayy lmao
Kids are the best.

You shouldn't be leaving a child on the couch with dip alone....That one is on the parents.
having kids is wrong


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Ayy lmao!
You shouldn't fuck kids. >.>


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Kids > Edgy Teens


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Who would leave all that shit in front of a kid that small? That's the parents fault.


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Kids > Edgy Teens
At least you can't be arrested for giving an edgy teen a smack across the face.


 
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I can't really say I can blame them. I mean look at this smug bastard. He's having fun with things. So while some parent might be blowing a gasket over the fact that little chairman mao up there just splattered the food neccessary to keep his little fat ass alive for the day all over the place, and will probably vomit up what you give him later, and make a big, messy unsanitary mess, at least he's having fun.

With what he'll grow up to be and experience, I'd say the fun he's getting at the expense of a sane parent is deserved. Because when he grows up, part of that element of fun will get destroyed, crushed and snuffed out, forever.

I wouldn't be surprised if little chairman mao the 2nd up there grew up to be a little pudgy, and, naturally, that means every asshole kid on the block will give him shit for it. Or who knows, he might grow up to be an asshole fat kid, or a dictator, or a janitor, who knows.

But you know what I can say for sure? People are assholes, and life can hand you some mean down low blows. But the fun he's having there is something he will only ever experience once, before it's taken away from him. It was something both you and I did once, but not anymore. And it's not a level of simple satisfaction and happiness we can ever achieve again because of the weight of the world on our shoulders and what we've seen and experienced of all the ugliness out there.

So, maybe you're right. Maybe you wouldn't make a good parent. Maybe you'd be the very catalyst, the beginning of that trend in asshole people who will snuff this little fat bastards fun away until there's nothing left and he grows up to be as soulless and empty as the people around him. But hey, you're sensible enough not to go ahead and make one of these little fat bastards right? You spare yourself the trouble that comes with raising one, and in so doing, spare an innocent child a life of mediocrity and unhappiness that you may potentially bring him.

So to that I say,

Rock on little fatty Chairman Mao the 2nd. Keep throwing your fucking food around if it makes you happy. Because one day you won't ever achieve that level of happiness again.

Last Edit: August 13, 2014, 01:04:12 PM by Sandtrap


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At least you can't be arrested for giving an edgy teen a smack across the face.
That's a positive.


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This is true for many cases. If you're going to have a child; be prepared.

I still can't stand children, though.


 
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This is true for many cases. If you're going to have a child; be prepared.

I still can't stand children, though.

Aha, you missed the keyword.

You cant stand other people's children. When you see your own, things change.


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When you see your own, things change.

Hmm, I dunno. I'm kind of fucked in the head, so I don't have many natural instincts, emotions etc.

It depends on the individual, I guess. But your statement is still true for the majority of people.


 
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lol 420 careactres
Mrs Doubtfire doesnt approve