Fuck Hurricane Dorian

Ian · September 02, 2019, 10:56:53 AM

It's literally going to hit NOWHERE near central FL yet every store and restaurant in the area has closed shop and abandoned ship. I can't have my usual All-you-can-eat wings Monday at Hooters with my friends because they've closed up for today and tomorrow. Grocery shopping? Lol fuck you we're closed. Out with friends? Get board games and flashlights and hold up in your room preparing for losing power (even though the last two storms hit us straight on and we didn't lose power). Want to do literally anything? Fucking ghost town.

Oh and fuck the obsessed media blowing this shit out of proportion here in FL. We have the toughest building codes in the nation and the damn thing does a hard right and wants to fuck over the Carolinas so stop fear mongering here in FL.

"B-But you're going to get one of the heavy rain bands!"

Fuck you, you know what we call that? Tuesday is what we call that.

Я люблю наркотики · September 02, 2019, 11:35:24 AM

I'm honestly very sorry to hear that. I'm grateful that shit never happens here in California because the only natural disasters we have to worry about are occasional wildfires and earthquakes.

Coomer · September 02, 2019, 11:48:57 AM

Literally just stay home and masturbate

Ian · September 02, 2019, 11:58:29 AM

There's weather problems no matter where you go, but at least they don't blue ball you over there.

Quote from: Я люблю наркотики on September 02, 2019, 11:35:24 AM

I'm honestly very sorry to hear that. I'm grateful that shit never happens here in California because the only natural disasters we have to worry about are occasional wildfires and earthquakes.

Ian · September 02, 2019, 11:59:15 AM

Looks like I got no choice, fate itself is trying to force me to be a shut-in.

Quote from: A Handful Of Nothing on September 02, 2019, 11:48:57 AM

Literally just stay home and masturbate

Coomer · September 02, 2019, 12:09:24 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 02, 2019, 11:59:15 AM

Looks like I got no choice, fate itself is trying to force me to be a shut-in.

Quote from: A Handful Of Nothing on September 02, 2019, 11:48:57 AM
Literally just stay home and masturbate

Were you not a shut in before Dorian?

Aether · September 02, 2019, 12:29:38 PM

But it looks like it's hitting Florida right now. Just not the eye.

Where is the eye supposed to make landfall?

maverick · September 02, 2019, 12:50:29 PM

Just loot all the closed shops

Ian · September 02, 2019, 12:53:30 PM

God no. I was a NEET for six months after I graduated HS back in 2012, resolved never to live like that again. When I'm not working I'm always still out and about doing things. I can't remember the last time I had a day where I stayed at home (and wasn't forced to due to some illness).

Quote from: A Handful Of Nothing on September 02, 2019, 12:09:24 PM

Were you not a shut in before Dorian?

Ian · September 02, 2019, 12:54:34 PM

It's mostly hitting the coast; Central FL (such as Orlando and Kissimmee) is just gonna get a shit ton of rain, but we get that during the summer anyways, it's nothing new.

Quote from: Aether on September 02, 2019, 12:29:38 PM

But it looks like it's hitting Florida right now. Just not the eye.

Where is the eye supposed to make landfall?

Jono · September 02, 2019, 01:08:27 PM

Lmao bum ass Florida closes its stores for a storm 😂

We had 2 big earthquakes in July and stores were still open

Ásgeirr · September 02, 2019, 01:22:47 PM

can i visit as a hurricane tourist, i want to see and feel that shit

alphy · September 02, 2019, 01:42:37 PM

what kidna lameass name? what is this, finding dori-an?

Jono · September 02, 2019, 09:42:40 PM

Quote from: alphy on September 02, 2019, 01:42:37 PM

what kidna lameass name? what is this, finding dori-an?

DORIAH