fridge thread

take a photo of what's inside your refrigerator


I want to see who's overweight and homeless

i don't wanna

the moral superiority might be too much 4u

i don't wanna

the moral superiority might be too much 4u

I bet you stuffed the green giant's corpse in your freezer

i don't wanna

the moral superiority might be too much 4u

Veggie murderer.

i don't wanna

the moral superiority might be too much 4u

you're stealing the food that the animals eat
that's worse than eating the animals

you fucking people, I try to have a meaningful discussion over the web and my sacrifice is exchanged with silence? the verisimilitude of my posts are unmatched. the complete absence of shitposting is not compensated with a warm sense of community but a complete desolation akin to truancy from a scholarly fountain of biology. Do you know what it's like to work 12 jobs every day of your life for 6 weeks? to come home to a sick grandpa who grows petunias in the fucking sink? have you ever been approached by a pulchritudinous home depot employee only to be governed on how to stack the BEHR® paint cans?

no more


it ends tonight

I have two fridges. Too lazy to take pics lol

First fridge: eggs, yogurt, spinach, carrots, milk, almond milk, ham, cheese, mustard, mayo, ketchup, juice, pineapple, broccoli
freezer: ice cream, beef, chicken, steaks, fish, frozen veggies, cookie dough

Second fridge: sodas, waters, beer, other stuff

I have two fridges. Too lazy to take pics lol

FUARK

OK

I'm not home right now.

OK

nice, why do you have two jars of jelly/jam?


and what the fuk are those two containers on the top of your freezer door?


besides those quirks you appear to have a balanced diet

9/10

I'm not home right now.

when you get back, I expect dinner.

OK

nice, why do you have two jars of jelly/jam?


and what the fuk are those two containers on the top of your freezer door?


besides those quirks you appear to have a balanced diet

9/10

i have 2 jars of jelly cuz the bottom one is like soo empty and i dont like tryna reach for that jelly... gets the knife all sticky and whatnot

the things on the freezer door? i dunno lol

OK

nice, why do you have two jars of jelly/jam?


and what the fuk are those two containers on the top of your freezer door?


besides those quirks you appear to have a balanced diet

9/10

i have 2 jars of jelly cuz the bottom one is like soo empty and i dont like tryna reach for that jelly... gets the knife all sticky and whatnot

the things on the freezer door? i dunno lol

it's your parents

OK

nice, why do you have two jars of jelly/jam?


and what the fuk are those two containers on the top of your freezer door?


besides those quirks you appear to have a balanced diet

9/10

i have 2 jars of jelly cuz the bottom one is like soo empty and i dont like tryna reach for that jelly... gets the knife all sticky and whatnot

the things on the freezer door? i dunno lol

it's your parents

yeah im pretty sure

There are no fridges here.
Just footlockers filled with alcohol.

There are no fridges here.
Just footlockers filled with alcohol.

show me your medicine cabinet

here

Spoiler

if you're wondering what's in the silver tin
me > you

Spoiler

here

Spoiler

if you're wondering what's in the silver tin
me > you

Spoiler

i still don't know what it is

here

Spoiler

if you're wondering what's in the silver tin
me > you

Spoiler

i still don't know what it is

banoffee pie

here

Spoiler

if you're wondering what's in the silver tin
me > you

Spoiler

i still don't know what it is

banoffee pie

oh fuck that bong food looks good

the american equivalent is chocolate banana cream pie


sounds like a porno

Eh, mine are pretty empty.

Eh, mine are pretty empty.

do you even eat?

Eh, mine are pretty empty.

do you even eat?

Once in a while.
Naw, but I eat at least once a day and sometimes I snack.

I have three fridges full of food, which would you have me pick?

I have three fridges full of food, which would you have me pick?

all of them

Yogurt, left over home made fried rice, left over pizza, left over home made Mongolian beef, eggs, chives, and two gallons of Arizona tea. I need to go grocery shopping...

Yogurt, left over home made fried rice, left over pizza, left over home made Mongolian beef, eggs, chives, and two gallons of Arizona tea. I need to go grocery shopping...

Mongolian beef?

Yogurt, left over home made fried rice, left over pizza, left over home made Mongolian beef, eggs, chives, and two gallons of Arizona tea. I need to go grocery shopping...

Mongolian beef?

Beef with fresh minced ginger and garlic, brown sugar, soy sauce, scallions, and sesame seeds served on steamed rice. My fiancé is Japanese.

Yogurt, left over home made fried rice, left over pizza, left over home made Mongolian beef, eggs, chives, and two gallons of Arizona tea. I need to go grocery shopping...

Mongolian beef?

Beef with fresh minced ginger and garlic, brown sugar, soy sauce, scallions, and sesame seeds served on steamed rice. My fiancé is Japanese.

does he look like this?