I did something really, really stupid/risky and it worked fine for once

Blog post hur.

My truck is dead in the water. Completely shot. I absolutely need it for work. So. I've called a friend. Going to do what I call a hobo tow.

Take a chain. Hitch it to my friend's vehicle. Put my truck in neutral. And he's going to haul me all the way to the guy who can fix it.

If I fuck it up?

I crash full speed into the back of my friends truck.

If I go too slow? The chain mangles the axles.

Wish me luck gents. Will be fun though. Nothing like the concept of mangling two vehicles in an accident to get the adrenaline going.

Git gud...

Spoiler

Luck.

Can't he just go slow and easy? Or is that not an option due to traffic?

As long as your brakes work I don't see why not.

Can't he just go slow and easy? Or is that not an option due to traffic?

Tie a matress to the front of your truck.

Easy peasy

>experience

That's so fucking stupid, you need to call a service.

Without a tow bar, you're going to slam into his truck.

That's so fucking stupid, you need to call a service.

Without a tow bar, you're going to slam into his truck.

No tow service up here man. But, it's fine.

I remember the last time I did it. Went off without a hitch. Fucking unnerving as shit driving through speeding semi trucks and farm equipment on the road sthough.

As long as your brakes work I don't see why not.

Here's the trouble. The truck pulling is exponentially stronger than mine. Would rip my axles apart if I stopped suddenly. Gotta go easy on the brakes like smooth jazz. Slow that shit down.

No problemo this time. Went off without a hitch.

FUCK

FUCK

Haha! Jokes on you. Middle finger to risk! Nothing went wrong apart from dead vehicle.

Not today shit luck. Not today.