So, I spent all of yesterday throwing up and shitting constantly because I ate a bad Arby's sandwich the day before. Some of you may recall my Ghosts unboxing video? (A very good video, by the way *wink*) I didn't even get to play that shitty game because I was either bedridden - too tired to even move - or on the shitter all of yesterday. I also missed work which just eats my shit.

In short, fuсk Arby's and their shitty food handling skills and minimum-wage workers who don't give a shit. I've seen the shittiest slums in all of Russia and they have less cases of food poisoning. I could prepare a sandwich made of shit and bile and it would give me less food poisoning than that fracking sandwich. In case anyone cares to know, the sandwich I ordered was a Grand Turkey Club, just so you know what not to eat. But you shouldn't be eating at Arby's anyway because it's shit.

Oh, and I asked for extra mayo because shitty restaurants never put enough on and they completely loaded my sandwich with mayo. Damn thing was slipping and sliding everywhere. Bullshit.

What are some of your shitty fast food experiences?

>inb4 taco bell
>inb4 mcdick's

Agreed, the buns feel wet all the time. The meat smells unappealing, you need sauce to stomach their "food" Haven't eaten there in at least 3 years so I would go on but I uhh..forgot the rest that's wrong with that place. Could somebody add on? Looking for my list now, BBL.

Everytime I've eaten anything from McDonald's I've gotten diarrhea. My friends in grade school used to refer to the situation as McDiarrhea.

Arby's, McDonalds, and Taco Bell are all my favorite fast food places though.

What if you made a sand which out of your food poisoned shit. Would that give you less good poisoning than an Arby's sandwich?

Srsly though you expected to heat there and not get Ebola?

Curly fries tho

>curly fries
>curly fries
>curly fries

I like them too, but this was the last straw.

Arby's is one of the best fast food franchises around.

Why would you ask for extra Mayo?

Because fast food restaurants never put enough on. Turns out they put a shitload on at Arby's and adding additional mayo creates a sea of disgusting sandwich cum.

Quote from: Raw Sugar on October 16, 2014, 02:12:37 PM

What if you made a sand which out of your food poisoned shit. Would that give you less good poisoning than an Arby's sandwich?

My shit isn't even shit at this point. It's all stomach acid that's burning away at the edges of my anus.

And yes, that would give me less food poisoning.

XD

We have an Arby's in my town. Although the decided to build it right next to a McDonald's so they don't get much business there.

Chik-fil-a and Chipotle*

Are you a closeted homo sapien?

I've seen the shittiest slums in all of Russia and they have less cases of food poisoning.

In America you get food poisoning. In Soviet Russia food poisoning gets you. 

In n out master race