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Good news for the Taliban
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They got their 132 virgins


I just started reading a book about the life of Baby P
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Finished


I see that in the US they're complaining about halal meat. They want their meat to be killed the American way...
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but, honestly, what are the chances of a cow enrolling in high school and being shot by a classmate?

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?
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An egg gets laid before it cracks.


A New York appeals court says a chimpanzee isn't entitled to the rights of a human.
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We already know about a similar case in Ferguson.


I was in Tesco yesterday and a Jew was at the counter paying with a credit card and she was taking ages.

Under my breath I muttered, "Fucking Yid, hurry up!"

She turned round to me and said, "You couldn't have been any more offensive, you really couldn't!"

So I took the bacon out of my basket and slapped her round the face with it.






 
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I'm so hungry, I could eat a starving Ethiopian child.

 
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