http://www.thugkitchen.com/

After the ingredients, this was the entirety of the instructions for a breakfast smoothie

Throw everything into the blender and run the damn thing until everything looks kinda smooth. Serve that shit immediately. Sprinkle a dash of cinnamon on top if you’re a classy motherfucker.

Maybe because even a fucking troglodyte could make a smoothie

all the other recipes are like that too though