For those saying "You must have an emotional relationship before sex...

MyNameIsCharlie · September 22, 2014, 04:34:55 PM

...Do you romance your hand before you beat off? Play it soft music to candle light and whisper sweet things before you fap? Do you caress your lotion bottle and treat it to a nice meal? Maybe buy it jewelry? Are you married to your jizz rag?

If not...why not? I thought you had to be all emotional to blow a wad.

More Than Mortal · September 22, 2014, 04:36:47 PM

Fuck the puritans.

If I want to fuck somebody, and they want to fuck me, that's our business. I don't want this lovey-dovey, overtly-beta, sanctimonious, "promiscuity will be the end of humanity" bullshit in my face.

Yu · September 22, 2014, 04:37:59 PM

Not necessarily.

Assassin 11D7 · September 22, 2014, 04:38:52 PM

10/10 comparison. People are exactly like hands.

Juuzou · September 22, 2014, 04:40:48 PM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 22, 2014, 04:44:20 PM

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velox · September 22, 2014, 04:46:06 PM

Some people prefer it. Personal taste and all, you know.

Saying that you must do it, as in everyone should, is ridiculous though. Again, personal taste and all.

Zizzy · September 22, 2014, 04:47:12 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 22, 2014, 04:34:55 PM

Are you married to your jizz rag?

why do people say "jizz rag" instead of "wankerchief"?

MyNameIsCharlie · September 22, 2014, 04:49:47 PM

Quote from: Zizzy on September 22, 2014, 04:47:12 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 22, 2014, 04:34:55 PM
Are you married to your jizz rag?
why do people say "jizz rag" instead of "wankerchief"?

Logic.

Wankerchief has an unnecessary syllable. Wank er chef

As opposed to Jizz Rag, which has two.

Same meaning, just more efficient to say.

PIXLEsauce · September 22, 2014, 04:51:07 PM

lolwut

The Lord Ruler · September 22, 2014, 05:09:54 PM

Yes I do.

I treat my hand right before I let it suffer the monster that is my penis.

Sandtrap · September 22, 2014, 05:11:43 PM

It all comes down to three things.

1. The power of choice.
2. The power of your preference for things.
3 Your god damn privacy, you do what you want with it.

Septy · September 22, 2014, 05:15:41 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 22, 2014, 04:34:55 PM

Do you caress your lotion bottle and treat it to a nice meal? Maybe buy it jewelry?

Do you not...?

Jocephalopod · September 22, 2014, 05:18:00 PM

do what you want

want what you do

RadicalClass32 · September 22, 2014, 05:40:57 PM

People actually say that?

MyNameIsCharlie · September 22, 2014, 05:52:37 PM

Quote from: Septy on September 22, 2014, 05:15:41 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 22, 2014, 04:34:55 PM
Do you caress your lotion bottle and treat it to a nice meal? Maybe buy it jewelry?
Do you not...?

no. I fuck it raw like the dirty slut it is

Dopameme · September 22, 2014, 06:41:12 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 22, 2014, 04:44:20 PM

I don't think sex and emotion are linked at all. I could easily fuck a chick without being emotionally attached to her whatsoever.

>implying you can pull hoes

ayy lmao

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 22, 2014, 06:42:35 PM

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Verbatim · September 22, 2014, 06:44:49 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 22, 2014, 04:34:55 PM

...Do you romance your hand before you beat off? Play it soft music to candle light and whisper sweet things before you fap? Do you caress your lotion bottle and treat it to a nice meal? Maybe buy it jewelry? Are you married to your jizz rag?

If not...why not? I thought you had to be all emotional to blow a wad.

It's just one stupid question after another with this forum, isn't it?

No. You don't need to be all that emotional to "blow a wad", you ridiculous manchild.
What makes the difference is, uh...

Are you ready for this?

When you're actually with somebody, you're actually... with somebody.

Jet Wave · September 22, 2014, 06:46:13 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 22, 2014, 06:42:35 PM

Quote from: Officer Nasty on September 22, 2014, 06:41:12 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 22, 2014, 04:44:20 PM
I don't think sex and emotion are linked at all. I could easily fuck a chick without being emotionally attached to her whatsoever.
>implying you can pull hoes

ayy lmao
>it worked on your mom

ayy lmao

Sayyporiffic Slmaosh

MyNameIsCharlie · September 22, 2014, 07:19:57 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 22, 2014, 06:44:49 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 22, 2014, 04:34:55 PM
...Do you romance your hand before you beat off? Play it soft music to candle light and whisper sweet things before you fap? Do you caress your lotion bottle and treat it to a nice meal? Maybe buy it jewelry? Are you married to your jizz rag?

If not...why not? I thought you had to be all emotional to blow a wad.
It's just one stupid question after another with this forum, isn't it?

No. You don't need to be all that emotional to "blow a wad", you ridiculous manchild.
What makes the difference is, uh...

Are you ready for this?

When you're actually with somebody, you're actually... with somebody.

Here's a shocking concept: even when you are with someone it can still be just blowing your wad.

Jim · September 22, 2014, 07:22:34 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · September 22, 2014, 07:25:40 PM

Quote from: LancexLink on September 22, 2014, 07:22:34 PM

Sex before marriage is a sin

that's why I like it.

Korra · September 22, 2014, 07:32:29 PM

What the fuck?

big sponge · September 22, 2014, 09:40:11 PM

My hand loves jazz so off course I play it while I whisper sweet nothings into its palm.

🂿 · September 22, 2014, 10:04:21 PM

It's not necessary to have an emotional relationship before sex, but it will improve it for sure. From what I heard it makes sex even more enjoyable and special.

Spoiler

I'm a 21-year-old virgin and I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Dustin · September 22, 2014, 10:13:11 PM

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🂿 · September 22, 2014, 10:23:06 PM

Quote from: Not a Dustbin on September 22, 2014, 10:13:11 PM

Making love is easily better than having casual sex, but casual sex is still really awesome. Not that my opinion is worth anything on this subject though, I just turned down the girl who offered to take my virginity away.

I don't have anything against casual sex, but I don't think I'd ever do it. I'd get too emotionally attached to her if I ever were to have a one night stand with someone.

Like for me... I just gotta be in a relationship with her you know? I'm not saving it for marriage, but at least I'd rather lose it to somebody special.

Korra · September 22, 2014, 10:24:30 PM

The only con for emotionally attached sex is that the other person could...do the same to another person.

The Justicar · September 22, 2014, 10:30:13 PM

Well the sex is actually meaningful. Which would make it more special if you did it with someone you loved.
If you're into meaningless sex and stuff then sure I guess, go right ahead. Just remember there might have been someone out there waiting for you and saved them self for you. Sure it's not likely but it still happens.