For Those of You With Jobs.

Rinev · February 13, 2015, 09:13:43 AM

What jokes/puns do you have about your job?

Here's mine:

At least once a week we receive a big load of meat in our back door.

I like my job but it involves a lot of grind.

I get payed to play with peoples meat.

In my job you have to remember to wrap your meat before you give it to them.

Spoiler

I work in a meat department in a grocery store.

Yu · February 13, 2015, 09:17:09 AM

None, I work in a retirement village.

The Waifu Master · February 13, 2015, 09:23:49 AM

You are literally the gayest person here.

Rinev · February 13, 2015, 09:26:45 AM

Quote from: True Waifu God on February 13, 2015, 09:23:49 AM

You are literally the gayest person here.

Hey now. I get payed to play with meat, it doesn't mean I like it.

Naru · February 13, 2015, 09:28:46 AM

My favorites are:

I wanna fucking kill myself working here
Please fucking die
Diet unsweet tea doesn't make you lose weight from the 2 Big Macs you bought
Fucking kill me already
Why hasn't my availability changed?
Eat shit and die
I work on the times people fucking go out and almost never get those days fucking off
Die

The Waifu Master · February 13, 2015, 09:32:04 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 13, 2015, 09:28:46 AM

My favorites are:

I wanna fucking kill myself working here
Please fucking die
Diet unsweet tea doesn't make you lose weight from the 2 Big Macs you bought
Fucking kill me already
Why hasn't my availability changed?
Eat shit and die
I work on the times people fucking go out and almost never get those days fucking off
Die

I remember those.
Good times. Good times.

DAS B00T x2 · February 13, 2015, 09:40:36 AM

They pay me to huff gas.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · February 13, 2015, 09:41:44 AM

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