Food advice thread

Spice up any meal by tossing a bag of brown recluse spiders up in the air at a ceiling fan.

For a cool breakfast treat, eat a giant bowl of ice cream while you stare at your gun and your pile of overdue bills.

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Try putting it in your mouth.

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Extra-special tip if you’re cooking with quinoa: Set your house on fire. Yes, the whole thing. Trust me.

Cool things to put ketchup on: French fries, cereal, coffee, spiders, a child’s shoes outside a bouncy castle, the inside of your own coffin

Wanna spice up family meal night? Spike your husband's milk with antifreeze so you and the kids can take an impromptu trip to the hospital!

A new twist on an old favourite; eating a hamburger vertically instead of horizontally.

for an extra protein boost, try cumming in your salad dressing

A new twist on an old favourite; eating a hamburger vertically instead of horizontally.

I rather eat it at a 45 degree angle.

A new twist on an old favourite; eating a hamburger vertically instead of horizontally.

I rather eat it at a 45 degree angle.

I'd rather eat it at a 360 degree angle, but that's just me.

Presentation is important with guests :^)

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Potato in sheep stomach good.

For some extra zest, milk your dad's prostate with your teeth and drizzle it over your meal.