FML Moments

Epsira · June 07, 2015, 03:46:14 PM

My sister and her boyfriend live in different states. I'm still living with my family because dorms are full of disgusting, dithering fuckwhistles (mostly) and moreover, it's summer.
So he came to visit her today and they just got home.
The problem is, I wanted to leave before this happened.
I'm not interested in meeting other people (mostly), so I took refuge in my closet to avoid the inevitable introductions. Because no one was in my room, she must have assumed they were alone.
I also know my sister hasn't had sex in years (this is information I've overheard), so I knew what was coming (mind the fucking pun)

There are hyena squeals in my fucking house, and the walls are paper thin.
Now I have to sneak out of the house without them knowing, or they'll be fully aware that I overheard this disgusting, horrible ordeal.
Dammit.

It would be nice reading worse experiences, guys.

Casper · June 07, 2015, 03:52:11 PM

Uhhhhh
I don't think I was ever caught. But it doesn't help that my mom went to see my ex's mom this morning..
Stuff and things, y'know.

Yu · June 07, 2015, 03:52:17 PM

Tyger · June 07, 2015, 03:58:24 PM

My girlfriends super strict and religious mom read my girlfriends text messages and found out that
A) we had been having sex
b) I had turned her atheist
c) we were gunna get drunk that weekend

She was very upset

Flee · June 07, 2015, 03:59:50 PM

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FatherlyNick - fuck putin · June 07, 2015, 04:04:13 PM

Sounds hot as fuck.
Did you join them "The Room" Style?

Tyger · June 07, 2015, 04:04:26 PM

I didn't bring a calculator to one of my chemistry exams that was calculation heavy

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · June 07, 2015, 04:04:58 PM

Quote from: Flee on June 07, 2015, 03:59:50 PM

Latest one? About to get in bed at midnight the night before an exam and then realizing I completely forgot to study part of the materials.

neeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

Flee · June 07, 2015, 04:11:53 PM

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Epsira · June 07, 2015, 09:14:45 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on June 07, 2015, 04:04:13 PM

Sounds hot as fuck.
Did you join them "The Room" Style?

Spoiler

That was an awful movie.

Tyger · June 07, 2015, 09:17:24 PM

Hey I live in dorms :/

Epsira · June 07, 2015, 09:19:28 PM

Quote from: Tyger on June 07, 2015, 09:17:24 PM

Hey I live in dorms :/

I used to, and there was a guy who raped two girls in one weekend. I don't know what happened to him.
Also, how's that community bathroom treating you?

Tyger · June 07, 2015, 09:22:19 PM

Quote from: Epsira on June 07, 2015, 09:19:28 PM

Quote from: Tyger on June 07, 2015, 09:17:24 PM
Hey I live in dorms :/
I used to, and there was a guy who raped two girls in one weekend. I don't know what happened to him.
Also, how's that community bathroom treating you?

I have my own bathroom for me and my suite mates. My dorms are sets of 2 rooms w/ a living room and bathroom in between. So only 4 people sharing a bathroom isn't bad

Epsira · June 07, 2015, 09:25:59 PM

Quote from: Tyger on June 07, 2015, 09:22:19 PM

Quote from: Epsira on June 07, 2015, 09:19:28 PM
Quote from: Tyger on June 07, 2015, 09:17:24 PM
Hey I live in dorms :/
I used to, and there was a guy who raped two girls in one weekend. I don't know what happened to him.
Also, how's that community bathroom treating you?
I have my own bathroom for me and my suite mates. My dorms are sets of 2 rooms w/ a living room and bathroom in between

You... Lucky...
I kid you not, I found shit in the sinks and on the ceiling. People would "mountaintop" constantly, I heard of jizzle in the showers. It was a communal arrangement where there were two bathrooms per floor.

Korra · June 07, 2015, 09:47:48 PM

FML? Fullmetal Lesbian?

Epsira · June 07, 2015, 09:49:11 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on June 07, 2015, 09:47:48 PM

FML? Fullmetal Lesbian?

Nice anime idea, fellow weeaboo!
Fuck My Life (FML).

Korra · June 07, 2015, 09:50:48 PM

Quote from: Epsira on June 07, 2015, 09:49:11 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on June 07, 2015, 09:47:48 PM
FML? Fullmetal Lesbian?
Nice anime idea, fellow weeaboo!
Fuck My Life (FML).

I'm no weeb.

Epsira · June 07, 2015, 09:52:48 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on June 07, 2015, 09:50:48 PM

Quote from: Epsira on June 07, 2015, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on June 07, 2015, 09:47:48 PM
FML? Fullmetal Lesbian?
Nice anime idea, fellow weeaboo!
Fuck My Life (FML).
I'm no weeb.

Don't worry oknee-chin, your secret's safe with me. It's all diejoeboob.

Korra · June 07, 2015, 09:57:10 PM

Quote from: Epsira on June 07, 2015, 09:52:48 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on June 07, 2015, 09:50:48 PM
Quote from: Epsira on June 07, 2015, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on June 07, 2015, 09:47:48 PM
FML? Fullmetal Lesbian?
Nice anime idea, fellow weeaboo!
Fuck My Life (FML).
I'm no weeb.
Don't worry oknee-chin, your secret's safe with me. It's all diejoeboob.

Epsira · June 07, 2015, 10:02:33 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on June 07, 2015, 09:57:10 PM

Quote from: Epsira on June 07, 2015, 09:52:48 PM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on June 07, 2015, 09:50:48 PM
Quote from: Epsira on June 07, 2015, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on June 07, 2015, 09:47:48 PM
FML? Fullmetal Lesbian?
Nice anime idea, fellow weeaboo!
Fuck My Life (FML).
I'm no weeb.
Don't worry oknee-chin, your secret's safe with me. It's all diejoeboob.

Oh my, a fan of the rare and underground spoderman manga. I myself prefer the subbed anime, but different reads for different weebs right?
And I assume you saw through my ruse of posting butchered Japanese. You always have to be careful with strangers, they might be 3dpd cretins posing as anime mustard rice deliciousness. But that elaborate facepalm showed me your genuine enthusiasm.
Welcome to the club, Korra-chan.

A salt rifle · June 08, 2015, 05:45:40 AM

So...

Are you still posting from inside the closet?

Epsira · June 08, 2015, 01:55:48 PM

Quote from: Atticus on June 08, 2015, 05:45:40 AM

So...

Are you still posting from inside the closet?

Oh no, they both smoke and after the coitus they went outside. I Roose bolted the fuck outta there.
I had a nice mountain walk and reflected on the facile nature of my personality and interests. It was rather depressing, actually.

Erives · June 08, 2015, 03:33:45 PM

Quote from: Epsira on June 08, 2015, 01:55:48 PM

Quote from: Atticus on June 08, 2015, 05:45:40 AM
So...

Are you still posting from inside the closet?
Oh no, they both smoke and after the coitus they went outside. I Roose bolted the fuck outta there.
I had a nice mountain walk and reflected on the facile nature of my personality and interests. It was rather depressing, actually.

Im so sorry to hear. Maybe on day you will look back on this situation and block from your memory.

Epsira · June 08, 2015, 03:37:09 PM

Quote from: Erives on June 08, 2015, 03:33:45 PM

Quote from: Epsira on June 08, 2015, 01:55:48 PM
Quote from: Atticus on June 08, 2015, 05:45:40 AM
So...

Are you still posting from inside the closet?
Oh no, they both smoke and after the coitus they went outside. I Roose bolted the fuck outta there.
I had a nice mountain walk and reflected on the facile nature of my personality and interests. It was rather depressing, actually.
Im so sorry to hear. Maybe on day you will look back on this situation and block from your memory.

Already blocked the coitus din from mind, it's going down to the lowest pits or Erebus.
My actions essentially being a sham are a good thing to realize, this means I can modify myself.
It's a win in my book.

Oh · June 08, 2015, 03:45:17 PM

i made a mistake when calclating Simpson's rule in my exam. I wrote down the formula correctly, but just did the calculation wrong. I will never forgive myself for that.

The Lord Slide Rule · June 08, 2015, 03:48:07 PM

>get impaled by damaged comms antenna during duststorm
>crewmates think you're dead
>evacuate w/o you
>you're marooned on mars
>yfw

The Lord Slide Rule · June 08, 2015, 03:52:42 PM

Quote from: Simseoooooooooooo on June 08, 2015, 03:45:17 PM

i made a mistake when calclating Simpson's rule in my exam. I wrote down the formula correctly, but just did the calculation wrong. I will never forgive myself for that.

what class was that for?

Oh · June 08, 2015, 04:11:29 PM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on June 08, 2015, 03:52:42 PM

Quote from: Simseoooooooooooo on June 08, 2015, 03:45:17 PM
i made a mistake when calclating Simpson's rule in my exam. I wrote down the formula correctly, but just did the calculation wrong. I will never forgive myself for that.
what class was that for?

numerical analysis, which is maths

The Lord Slide Rule · June 08, 2015, 04:31:23 PM

Quote from: Simseoooooooooooo on June 08, 2015, 04:11:29 PM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on June 08, 2015, 03:52:42 PM
Quote from: Simseoooooooooooo on June 08, 2015, 03:45:17 PM
i made a mistake when calclating Simpson's rule in my exam. I wrote down the formula correctly, but just did the calculation wrong. I will never forgive myself for that.
what class was that for?
numerical analysis, which is maths

oh, I almost wish I could add a math major on top of what I've got.

Erives · June 08, 2015, 08:34:45 PM

Quote from: Epsira on June 08, 2015, 03:37:09 PM

Quote from: Erives on June 08, 2015, 03:33:45 PM

Quote from: Epsira on June 08, 2015, 01:55:48 PM
Quote from: Atticus on June 08, 2015, 05:45:40 AM
So...

Are you still posting from inside the closet?
Oh no, they both smoke and after the coitus they went outside. I Roose bolted the fuck outta there.
I had a nice mountain walk and reflected on the facile nature of my personality and interests. It was rather depressing, actually.
Im so sorry to hear. Maybe on day you will look back on this situation and block from your memory.
Already blocked the coitus din from mind, it's going down to the lowest pits or Erebus.
My actions essentially being a sham are a good thing to realize, this means I can modify myself.
It's a win in my book.

Always on the positive side.