Located deep In the snowy wastelands of Antarctica, We here at the Floodian Bar cater to all of the needs of our customers (Within reason of course). So sit down, Have a drink, and talk about your day. With friends like these who needs enemies?

Since Apr,29,2016

Rules: (yea yea I know, but a guy's gotta keep some order in here.)
1.) No arguments about politics (clean debates and discussions are okay)
2.) Limit the amount of grey matter on my walls (That stuff is very hard to clean up)
3.) Ninja justice can be met with Ninja justice.
4.) Threatening to skin other customers is frowned upon but not illegal.

Okay now that we got those rules out of the way

[Menu] (If there is a food/drink not on the menu that you would like to see just ask.)

Drinks

Water (That clear liquid that comes out of your sink.)
Milk (When you cant hold your drink.)
Maple syrup (The national drink of Canada.)
Soda (Some people call it pop.)
Beer (Incoherence on a budget.)
Vodka (In soviet russia....)
Scotch (For those Intellectual types)
Black Sunshine (No, it's not racist!)
Rum (YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!)
Wine (You rich snob.)
Mead (For your inner Viking)
Tequila Sunrise (1...2...3...Floor)

Food

Burger (Cow meat in between two buns.)
Chicken Wings (Comes in Spicy or BBQ)
Nachos (Fresh from Mexico.)
Steak (Cow meat without the bun.)
Fried Fish (Go's good with the rum...)
Pancakes (The only thing that can tame wild Lumberjacks.)
Biscuits and gravy (Southern breakfast.)
Cheese Fries (Now available with queso)
Soup of the day (Even I don't know what's in it...)


Workers: (Yes we are hiring)

Barmaster: 2744 Anterior Curator (Hours: 8:00 am to 8:00 pm cst)

Bartenders: Saint Endies (Works for drinks and rampaging monkeys) -currently serving a lite-ban

Head of Security: SecondClass (Not sure if...)

And so It starts...

Vodka Pls

One Vodka chilled and ready.

what job can I have

Quote from: Saint Endies on April 29, 2016, 11:21:21 AM

what job can I have

Hmm bartender...How bout it?

ok

Quote from: Saint Endies on April 29, 2016, 11:24:25 AM

Quote from: 2744 Anterior Curator on April 29, 2016, 11:22:24 AM

Quote from: Saint Endies on April 29, 2016, 11:21:21 AM

what job can I have

Hmm bartender...How bout it?

ok

Hired!

How much do I get paid?

Quote from: 2744 Anterior Curator on April 29, 2016, 11:26:17 AM

Quote from: Saint Endies on April 29, 2016, 11:24:25 AM

Quote from: 2744 Anterior Curator on April 29, 2016, 11:22:24 AM

Quote from: Saint Endies on April 29, 2016, 11:21:21 AM

what job can I have

Hmm bartender...How bout it?

ok

Hired!

How much do I get paid?

You are paid in drinks and rogue monkeys.

Quote from: 2744 Anterior Curator on April 29, 2016, 11:18:32 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on April 29, 2016, 11:05:32 AM

Spoiler

I call being head of security

give me three good reasons...

1, 2, and 3

hmm, fine but I am watching you...

*vomits*

*vomits*

ugh, you didn't even buy a drink....*grabs mob* I need a janitor for this.

Guy who hands out fake IDs

sorry but this bar runs on the New Zealand bar rules....

*vomits*

jokes on you, you were still wearing your fursuit.

So how about that North Carolina ruling

On ID's and voting...hmm Im not sure (This is due to my lack of living there)

Quote from: Saint Endies on April 29, 2016, 12:48:14 PM

Quote from: Ryle on April 29, 2016, 12:31:34 PM

*vomits*

jokes on you, you were still wearing your fursuit.

who wears a fursuit in a roleplay thread

I'll make you were your dog if you stop.

Quote from: Saint Endies on April 29, 2016, 12:52:01 PM

Quote from: Ryle on April 29, 2016, 12:49:01 PM

Quote from: Saint Endies on April 29, 2016, 12:48:14 PM

Quote from: Ryle on April 29, 2016, 12:31:34 PM

*vomits*

jokes on you, you were still wearing your fursuit.

who wears a fursuit in a roleplay thread

I'll make you were your dog if you stop.

um I'll were your dog

I'll were you in a minute