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Uncle Ember-chan, who am I related to?
I also want to know.

gasai yuno is joshua, great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of dazarobbo (jacob)

yutaka is libni, son of bobcast (gershon) and brother of ossku (shimei)

Defuuuuuq?


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
Uncle Ember-chan, who am I related to?
I also want to know.

gasai yuno is joshua, great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of dazarobbo (jacob)

yutaka is libni, son of bobcast (gershon) and brother of ossku (shimei)

Defuuuuuq?
i needed to get bobcast in there since i didn't include him in the op


 
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fuck you
Uncle Ember-chan, who am I related to?
I also want to know.

gasai yuno is joshua, great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of dazarobbo (jacob)

yutaka is libni, son of bobcast (gershon) and brother of ossku (shimei)

Defuuuuuq?
i needed to get bobcast in there since i didn't include him in the op

One big messed up family brah


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
Uncle Ember-chan, who am I related to?
I also want to know.

gasai yuno is joshua, great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of dazarobbo (jacob)

yutaka is libni, son of bobcast (gershon) and brother of ossku (shimei)

Defuuuuuq?
i needed to get bobcast in there since i didn't include him in the op

One big messed up family brah
yes, and you are the great niece of ossku


 
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fuck you
Uncle Ember-chan, who am I related to?
I also want to know.

gasai yuno is joshua, great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of dazarobbo (jacob)

yutaka is libni, son of bobcast (gershon) and brother of ossku (shimei)

Defuuuuuq?
i needed to get bobcast in there since i didn't include him in the op

One big messed up family brah
yes, and you are the great niece of ossku


OH WHAT THE FUCK


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Uncle Ember-chan, who am I related to?
I also want to know.

gasai yuno is joshua, great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of dazarobbo (jacob)

yutaka is libni, son of bobcast (gershon) and brother of ossku (shimei)

Defuuuuuq?
i needed to get bobcast in there since i didn't include him in the op

One big messed up family brah
yes, and you are the great niece of ossku


OH WHAT THE FUCK
Yea, Tru is obviously my lover.


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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
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roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles


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           hardcore will never die
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life


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Ember used to be cool and funny

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roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration


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           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto


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And what of me?

I'm part of the BioSmiley, Zesty and COWPIE brigade, are we sons of Quary or some shit?


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"Ornate chandeliers suspended from a vaulted ceiling lit the spacious chamber; Jack tilted his gaze overhead and noticed how far away they were.  His thoughts wove around those bright lights, like a dance of ether masses spiraling in precious unison. Why must we try to clutch desperately for the mere threads of this world when we can clasp onto a tapestry of untold magnificence beyond this plane of existence?"
I'm pretty sure Foman simply magically self-animated from a collection of raisins and pubic hair


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
And what of me?

I'm part of the BioSmiley, Zesty and COWPIE brigade, are we sons of Quary or some shit?
your great-great-great-grandfather was harlow, cousin of spartan ken 15, who in turn traces his ancestry back to foman

im so sorry


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And what of me?

I'm part of the BioSmiley, Zesty and COWPIE brigade, are we sons of Quary or some shit?
your great-great-great-grandfather was harlow, cousin of spartan ken 15, who in turn traces his ancestry back to foman

im so sorry

Bullshit, i'm going to amend my Floodian birth-certificate


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay

And what of me?

I'm part of the BioSmiley, Zesty and COWPIE brigade, are we sons of Quary or some shit?
your great-great-great-grandfather was harlow, cousin of spartan ken 15, who in turn traces his ancestry back to foman

im so sorry

Bullshit, i'm going to amend my Floodian birth-certificate
im afraid it doesn't work that way
Last Edit: September 19, 2014, 07:43:26 PM by Ember


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           hardcore will never die
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father

i am okay with this


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay

roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father

i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer


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           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็


roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father

i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer
so many emotions are flowing through me


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Now he's just gay


roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father

i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer
so many emotions are flowing through me
this is why you went on to create tumblr


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           hardcore will never die
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็


roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father

i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer
so many emotions are flowing through me
this is why you went on to create tumblr
ITT: ember degrades me into dust


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father

i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer
Laaaaaaaame


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay

roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father

i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer
Laaaaaaaame
this, children, is why you don't have vigorous anal sex like das had all the time


now begone with you spirit
Last Edit: September 19, 2014, 09:57:59 PM by Ember


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           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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so when are we going to establish the church of ember and suck the users here dry of their shekels and RyleTokensTM


 
DAS B00T x2
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself

gg life
yep

you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels

and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father

i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer
Laaaaaaaame
this, children, is why you don't have vigorous anal sex like das had all the time


now begone with you spirit
Can't exorcize me, JIDF! whooooooooooooooooooo!


 
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I'm an older member than at least a third of those chumps. Onion Beetle is basically my creation anyway; he was just some spammer that everyone ignored until I gave him a leg up.
you are one of beetle's apostles
If you wanna talk him up at least be accurate... hmmm... he's like Jesus and I'm John the Baptist


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The First Justicar
Lol this was worth the read.


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Am I related to anyone? Or is my newfomaness weighing me down?
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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
Am I related to anyone? Or is my newfomaness weighing me down?
all newfomans trace their ancestry back to foman


it's all foman's fault