Flood's own letter to Santa

Mattie G Indahouse · December 06, 2014, 05:45:31 AM

Santa doesn't exists.

Rinev · December 06, 2014, 05:55:56 AM

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth... and an AH-6, a bearded dragon, a car, a new bass, and speakers with good quality and can pump out enough sound to rattle the windows in my neighbors house. Also I already have my two front teeth so you can cross that off the list.

Mat Cauthon · December 06, 2014, 06:45:21 AM

I want...

slayingold · December 06, 2014, 06:47:35 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on December 06, 2014, 05:45:31 AM

Santa doesn't exists.

If he doesn't exist, then why are we writing letters? hmmm?

Oh · December 06, 2014, 06:53:45 AM

Dear Santa,
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Faithfully yours,
Simseo.

True Turquoise · December 06, 2014, 07:15:59 AM

Quote from: KinderEssen on December 06, 2014, 12:55:25 AM

dear santa i want

a pillow
12 pack of beer
snickers bar
protein shake
head of lettuce
bag of ice
stuffed giraffee
mega blocks
cat
tru
shower curtain
trash can for my garage
fleece coat
tru
candy canes
new closet door
tshirts
pair of jeans
bulk pack of batteries
flat screen tv
honda civic
dog
tru
kitchen knife set
a binder
new mouse for laptop
comforter set
tru

Spoiler

DAS B00T x2 · December 06, 2014, 07:22:26 AM

Quote from: KinderEssen on December 06, 2014, 12:55:25 AM

dear santa i want

a pillow
12 pack of beer
snickers bar
protein shake
head of lettuce
bag of ice
stuffed giraffee
mega blocks
cat
tru
shower curtain
trash can for my garage
fleece coat
tru
candy canes
new closet door
tshirts
pair of jeans
bulk pack of batteries
flat screen tv
honda civic
dog
tru
kitchen knife set
a binder
new mouse for laptop
comforter set
tru

Yeah... you're not getting my dog.

LecomingBegend · December 06, 2014, 07:51:07 AM

I just want the 2nd Dune book. I bought the 1st and couldn't find the 2nd anywhere, so I bought the 3rd. Biggest mistake I've made this year, I should have ordered it online.

Juuzou · December 06, 2014, 08:40:07 AM

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Mr. Psychologist · December 06, 2014, 09:13:26 AM

Dear Santa

I would like a quiet christmas with no eejits kicking up a fuss on the forums.

Srsly I'll ban people in a heartbeat if you cause shit in the holidays >____________>

Dustin · December 06, 2014, 09:18:53 AM

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Juuzou · December 06, 2014, 09:39:36 AM

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Mr. Psychologist · December 06, 2014, 09:40:11 AM

Quote from: The First Noelle on December 06, 2014, 09:39:36 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on December 06, 2014, 09:13:26 AM
Dear Santa

I would like a quiet christmas with no eejits kicking up a fuss on the forums.

Srsly I'll ban people in a heartbeat if you cause shit in the holidays >____________>
Is that a challenge?

A promise.

Magos Domina · December 06, 2014, 10:15:04 AM

Dear Santa

I want
A cute baby bunny rabbit
A fox kit
A PS4
A hognose snake
And a plane ticket from Canada to UK.

Your Carlsberg and cottage pie will be by the fireplace as usual. Also some Condor blended for the road.

Erives · December 07, 2014, 03:24:33 AM

Dear Santa.
I really want a new AR for Christmas also I have been wondering how are you doing? Why haven't you died of obesity or diabetes yet. Just look at yourself. You are a seriously fat fuuu....... Well take care of yourself and a new AR with an Meprolight sight too.
Thank you

Cordially yours.
Erives.

P.S. Oh, oh, oh and a cute little Corgi for shits and giggles and Ill call him Mr. Giggles.

Comet · December 07, 2014, 05:04:13 AM

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year, I would like a good winter season. Plenty of snow and hot chocolate.
Also you fatbastard if you can pull a Christmas miracle out of your flesh rolls, slap that bitch on Sandtrap.
That'd be great.

Sincerely,
Comet

Septy · December 07, 2014, 05:06:40 AM

Dear Santa,

Brings me the heads of everyone on the Flood

Sincerely,
Septy