Flirting/Dating Flubs

Epsira · August 07, 2015, 05:24:56 PM

In middle school my high-school group of friends and I dicked around at a local mall and made a tradition of asking girls out like the little sprouting dickweeds we were.

We went to Target once and I decided to ask out a very attractive girl because I was that guy and I liked making an ass of myself for laughs, so I approached her and her two friends walking in the store with a casual,
"Hey, I'm Epsira, wanna go out sometime?" I shook her hand and I must have had the hands of cupid, because she said yes.
I then mentioned the dare, which was apparently the wrong thing to do (though I only saw why in hindsight) because I received a slap alongside a "Never speak to me again."

My friends didn't stop laughing about that for the rest of that week.

I have the fastest dating record of everyone I know at 30 seconds.

Thun · August 07, 2015, 05:29:20 PM

dude...

Freddy · August 07, 2015, 05:30:42 PM

How about you date me for ETERNITY wow a world record

Jocephalopod · August 07, 2015, 05:37:48 PM

She was the future mother of your children

You killed your own offspring

Epsira · August 07, 2015, 05:38:44 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 07, 2015, 05:37:48 PM

She was the future mother of your children

You killed your own offspring

Good.

Sandtrap · August 07, 2015, 05:42:58 PM

I don't think I ever had any date fuck ups. Stuff went smooth.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · August 07, 2015, 06:08:55 PM

I dare you to have gay sex with a stranger.

Ushan · August 07, 2015, 06:29:08 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 07, 2015, 06:08:55 PM

I dare you to have gay sex with a stranger.

I'm down.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · August 07, 2015, 06:30:39 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on August 07, 2015, 06:29:08 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 07, 2015, 06:08:55 PM
I dare you to have gay sex with a stranger.

I'm down.

Um, alright. let me know of any developments.

Ushan · August 07, 2015, 06:34:28 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 07, 2015, 06:30:39 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on August 07, 2015, 06:29:08 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 07, 2015, 06:08:55 PM
I dare you to have gay sex with a stranger.

I'm down.
Um, alright. let me know of any developments.

Shit, I just remembered, I live in Texas, this is going to be hard, and possibly a little dangerous. I should have done this back in Norway.

gats · August 07, 2015, 06:34:57 PM

i've never asked a random girl out

Super Irish · August 07, 2015, 06:35:38 PM

I've never had a complete date fuck-up... but then again my grand dating total is 1, so yeah.

Epsira · August 07, 2015, 06:36:23 PM

Quote from: guts on August 07, 2015, 06:34:57 PM

i've never asked a random girl out

Have you ever had dating flubs, though?

gats · August 07, 2015, 06:38:52 PM

Quote from: Epsirick on August 07, 2015, 06:36:23 PM

Quote from: guts on August 07, 2015, 06:34:57 PM
i've never asked a random girl out
Have you ever had dating flubs, though?

not really
i play it pretty safe