Whenever I talk about music with other people, they always have god awful taste in music. Their taste in music is usually of these commercialized bands with very little authentic feeling behind them, with high quality production and practically breath dollars, or they feel fucking cartoony. Bands in this category include devin townsend, evanescence, dethklok (I fucking hate people who like this band). Or they deserve to be punched in the face even more, and they listen to shit like exclusively video game soundtracks, or they listen to ghastly edgy shit like insane clown possy, or korn, or some other wigger music. Or they just like entry level garbage or radio hits or whatever. There's infinite more examples.

So, instead of actually trying to tell them what my taste in music is, by giving them a litany of genres in my folder where I organize all my music (by genre > artist > album >track), I'll just tell them the most obscure fucking artist I listen to, so that way they won't even know what I listen to, so I don't have to engage in some facile, shallow conversation about music with some fucking wanker. That's what happens if you try talk about some popular band you think they're more likely to know. I really like The Cherry Icees and Sun Devoured Earth. Fuck you.

Yeah but what kind of music do you like?

I like the cherry icees and andrew chalk.

I usually just say post hardcore chiptune with jazz influence. Shuts people up pretty quick.

The only rap worth listening to is Payday Monsanto.

God Bless that righteous nigger.

I really like John Cage's 4'33"

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This classy bitch

So...you don't like good music?

Country > Everything Loaf listens to.

Your taste in music is bad and you should feel bad.