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I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
How did it end?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
I disagree.


 
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No...she said she only slept with five guys so I didn't feel the need to ask.
"only five guys"
key word last night


 
 
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I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
How did it end?
There have been a few, but the one off the top of my head ended up with a murder-suicide after a few years of relentless stalking and harassment.

(´・ω・`)


 
 
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I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
Will you go watch the cherry blossoms with me, Psy-sama?
senpai noticed me



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Good for you bud!


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Only 12 years older than when I got laid kappaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


 
 
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And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
I disagree.
Because of the deaths or because of the world having one less 3DPD in it?


 
 
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I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
Will you go watch the cherry blossoms with me, Psy-sama?
senpai noticed me


Seriously though, I wasn't aware there was an ending to the denko story. Got a link?
It ends with the six hundred emails.

Everything else is just urban legend.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
I disagree.
Because of the deaths or because of the world having one less 3DPD in it?
Both.


 
 
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I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
Will you go watch the cherry blossoms with me, Psy-sama?
senpai noticed me


Seriously though, I wasn't aware there was an ending to the denko story. Got a link?
The denko saga never really finished, it kind of trails off with OP stalking someone else and ending up with them but I think it started to unravel at that point. People seemed to think it was a hoax/parody/clockman w.e but yeah

I can't remember where I found the article about the 'real' denko story but uh I could try and have a look.

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

This has the paste of each of the threads (following one is linked at the end of each post)

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21674384403/help-im-not-sure-who-i-like-anymore-%CF%89

This was how it ended though, ''not with a shank but a (´・ω・`)''

(Edit: There are five threads pasted there in total, it's a hell of a read if you make it through all of them)
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Found the real 'denko' story

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"NAGASAKI — The Nagasaki District Court on Friday sentenced a man to death for murdering the mother and grandmother of a woman he had been stalking. Gota Tsutsui, 28, from Kuwana in Mie Prefecture, was convicted of stabbing to death Mitsuko Yamashita, 56, and her mother, Hisae Yamashita, 77, in the rear compartment of their minivan outside their home in Saikai, Nagasaki Prefecture, on Dec 16, 2011. The victims were the mother and grandmother of Tsutsui’s former girlfriend. Tsutsui’s lawyer had entered a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity, Fuji TV reported. The court heard that prior to the murders, Tsutsui sent 17 emails to the woman’s relatives threatening to kill them if they interfered with his efforts to get back together with his ex-girlfriend. The case gained notoriety when it was revealed that Chiba prefectural police failed to act on a complaint against the stalker and went off on a holiday. After the murders, the National Public Safety Commission reprimanded 20 police officers at Chiba police headquarters, and at Narashino police station, where the complaint was filed. The court heard that Tsutsui had been warned twice by Chiba police and was already under investigation for assaulting Mitsuko Yamashita’s then 23-year-old daughter. The girl’s father, Makoto Yamashita, first contacted Chiba police on Oct 29, 2011, to alert them to the violence, following which Tsutsui was given a warning by police. Tsutsui continued to harass the girl by telephone and email and was again warned by police to leave her alone. Investigators said Tsutsui promised not to contact her again and went back to Mie. Yamashita and his daughter visited police in person on Dec 6, 2011, to file charges against Tsutsui for assault. However, the police told him they were busy with “more urgent cases” and asked him to come back the following week. Twelve officers then went on a three-day trip to Hokkaido. In its initial investigation into the case, Chiba prefectural police omitted references to the leisure trip but were forced to acknowledge it after local media revealed the details. Makoto told media that the Chiba police were unfit to call themselves an organization that protects the public. He released a statement on Friday in which he called Tsutsui “the worst example of humanity,” Fuji TV reported. Six lay judges and three professional judges heard the case."


 
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Found the real 'denko' story

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"NAGASAKI — The Nagasaki District Court on Friday sentenced a man to death for murdering the mother and grandmother of a woman he had been stalking. Gota Tsutsui, 28, from Kuwana in Mie Prefecture, was convicted of stabbing to death Mitsuko Yamashita, 56, and her mother, Hisae Yamashita, 77, in the rear compartment of their minivan outside their home in Saikai, Nagasaki Prefecture, on Dec 16, 2011. The victims were the mother and grandmother of Tsutsui’s former girlfriend. Tsutsui’s lawyer had entered a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity, Fuji TV reported. The court heard that prior to the murders, Tsutsui sent 17 emails to the woman’s relatives threatening to kill them if they interfered with his efforts to get back together with his ex-girlfriend. The case gained notoriety when it was revealed that Chiba prefectural police failed to act on a complaint against the stalker and went off on a holiday. After the murders, the National Public Safety Commission reprimanded 20 police officers at Chiba police headquarters, and at Narashino police station, where the complaint was filed. The court heard that Tsutsui had been warned twice by Chiba police and was already under investigation for assaulting Mitsuko Yamashita’s then 23-year-old daughter. The girl’s father, Makoto Yamashita, first contacted Chiba police on Oct 29, 2011, to alert them to the violence, following which Tsutsui was given a warning by police. Tsutsui continued to harass the girl by telephone and email and was again warned by police to leave her alone. Investigators said Tsutsui promised not to contact her again and went back to Mie. Yamashita and his daughter visited police in person on Dec 6, 2011, to file charges against Tsutsui for assault. However, the police told him they were busy with “more urgent cases” and asked him to come back the following week. Twelve officers then went on a three-day trip to Hokkaido. In its initial investigation into the case, Chiba prefectural police omitted references to the leisure trip but were forced to acknowledge it after local media revealed the details. Makoto told media that the Chiba police were unfit to call themselves an organization that protects the public. He released a statement on Friday in which he called Tsutsui “the worst example of humanity,” Fuji TV reported. Six lay judges and three professional judges heard the case."

I hope nobody is surprised about how shitty the Japanese police force is.


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Found the real 'denko' story

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"NAGASAKI — The Nagasaki District Court on Friday sentenced a man to death for murdering the mother and grandmother of a woman he had been stalking. Gota Tsutsui, 28, from Kuwana in Mie Prefecture, was convicted of stabbing to death Mitsuko Yamashita, 56, and her mother, Hisae Yamashita, 77, in the rear compartment of their minivan outside their home in Saikai, Nagasaki Prefecture, on Dec 16, 2011. The victims were the mother and grandmother of Tsutsui’s former girlfriend. Tsutsui’s lawyer had entered a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity, Fuji TV reported. The court heard that prior to the murders, Tsutsui sent 17 emails to the woman’s relatives threatening to kill them if they interfered with his efforts to get back together with his ex-girlfriend. The case gained notoriety when it was revealed that Chiba prefectural police failed to act on a complaint against the stalker and went off on a holiday. After the murders, the National Public Safety Commission reprimanded 20 police officers at Chiba police headquarters, and at Narashino police station, where the complaint was filed. The court heard that Tsutsui had been warned twice by Chiba police and was already under investigation for assaulting Mitsuko Yamashita’s then 23-year-old daughter. The girl’s father, Makoto Yamashita, first contacted Chiba police on Oct 29, 2011, to alert them to the violence, following which Tsutsui was given a warning by police. Tsutsui continued to harass the girl by telephone and email and was again warned by police to leave her alone. Investigators said Tsutsui promised not to contact her again and went back to Mie. Yamashita and his daughter visited police in person on Dec 6, 2011, to file charges against Tsutsui for assault. However, the police told him they were busy with “more urgent cases” and asked him to come back the following week. Twelve officers then went on a three-day trip to Hokkaido. In its initial investigation into the case, Chiba prefectural police omitted references to the leisure trip but were forced to acknowledge it after local media revealed the details. Makoto told media that the Chiba police were unfit to call themselves an organization that protects the public. He released a statement on Friday in which he called Tsutsui “the worst example of humanity,” Fuji TV reported. Six lay judges and three professional judges heard the case."
Oh.


 
 
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Found the real 'denko' story

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"NAGASAKI — The Nagasaki District Court on Friday sentenced a man to death for murdering the mother and grandmother of a woman he had been stalking. Gota Tsutsui, 28, from Kuwana in Mie Prefecture, was convicted of stabbing to death Mitsuko Yamashita, 56, and her mother, Hisae Yamashita, 77, in the rear compartment of their minivan outside their home in Saikai, Nagasaki Prefecture, on Dec 16, 2011. The victims were the mother and grandmother of Tsutsui’s former girlfriend. Tsutsui’s lawyer had entered a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity, Fuji TV reported. The court heard that prior to the murders, Tsutsui sent 17 emails to the woman’s relatives threatening to kill them if they interfered with his efforts to get back together with his ex-girlfriend. The case gained notoriety when it was revealed that Chiba prefectural police failed to act on a complaint against the stalker and went off on a holiday. After the murders, the National Public Safety Commission reprimanded 20 police officers at Chiba police headquarters, and at Narashino police station, where the complaint was filed. The court heard that Tsutsui had been warned twice by Chiba police and was already under investigation for assaulting Mitsuko Yamashita’s then 23-year-old daughter. The girl’s father, Makoto Yamashita, first contacted Chiba police on Oct 29, 2011, to alert them to the violence, following which Tsutsui was given a warning by police. Tsutsui continued to harass the girl by telephone and email and was again warned by police to leave her alone. Investigators said Tsutsui promised not to contact her again and went back to Mie. Yamashita and his daughter visited police in person on Dec 6, 2011, to file charges against Tsutsui for assault. However, the police told him they were busy with “more urgent cases” and asked him to come back the following week. Twelve officers then went on a three-day trip to Hokkaido. In its initial investigation into the case, Chiba prefectural police omitted references to the leisure trip but were forced to acknowledge it after local media revealed the details. Makoto told media that the Chiba police were unfit to call themselves an organization that protects the public. He released a statement on Friday in which he called Tsutsui “the worst example of humanity,” Fuji TV reported. Six lay judges and three professional judges heard the case."

I hope nobody is surprised about how shitty the Japanese police force is.
Um, I don't know what you are talking about.

The grorious nipponese police can do nothing wrong. I mean just look at the incredibly low murder rates for japan! :D

The suicide rate is completely unrelated to that and is entirely the fault of the psychological professions.


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Roman you say that this one is so much better, so does that men she finally called you back?
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I always just read this as the entire story.

http://www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko
That is it tho

It's actually copied from the one I linked and credited at the bottom lol


 
 
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I neither fear, nor despise.
can we all just admire the fact that the universe completely gave roman what he deserved for being a cunt to that other girl?

this is like the plot to a B level romantic comedy, with a painful twist for the main character at the end
What happened with the other girl...I said we didn't have enough in common with for a relationship, it was true. She gave me head twice when she was over, but I didn't force her to, she wanted to.
but didn't you lead her on and end up breaking her heart because you wanted your time to play video games instead of spending time with her? at least that's what i gathered from your last thread

it's funny because both the games he wanted were shit
Yeah, but in a way things worked out. New girl is much better. A vast improvement.
And she doesn't like you back


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I neither fear, nor despise.
I love this thread. OP gets laid and everyone calls him a douche for talking about it or assumes he caught a STD/I because he had sex at all. It's telling. Jealousy and fear running rampant.
No they assume he caught an STD because he didn't use a Condom and neither did the 5 previously to sleep with this woman

I know we have nothing to base the idea of him getting an STD on except our sexually repressed anger, but come on man
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I neither fear, nor despise.
Did you meet these women on FarmersOnly.com?


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uhhh...

- korrie
I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
How badly? Like an Imperial Guard regiment vs. Tyranids badly or just getting besieged by Orks badly?


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Did you meet these women on FarmersOnly.com?
Well, she is from Iowa.


 
 
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I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
How badly? Like an Imperial Guard regiment vs. Tyranids badly or just getting besieged by Orks badly?
Like the Mayflower just pulled into Komorrah and all the puritans disembarked kinda badly.


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uhhh...

- korrie
I really hope this all ends the same way that the (´・ω・`) story ended.

And not the real one because uh... that ended very badly.
How badly? Like an Imperial Guard regiment vs. Tyranids badly or just getting besieged by Orks badly?
Like the Mayflower just pulled into Komorrah and all the puritans disembarked kinda badly.
By the Emperor....