Favorite Snacks, and Drawbacks

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 11:35:38 PM

I'm fast becoming a fan of bread and olive oil.
Problem is the bread has to be good, or you're just mopping up oil with a tasteless rag and swallowing a kitchen sponge.

Azumarill · January 20, 2015, 11:38:10 PM

harvest cheddar sun chips

the drawback is there arent enough chips in the bag

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 11:39:16 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on January 20, 2015, 11:38:10 PM

there arent enough chips in the bag

The struggle is real

Tyger · January 20, 2015, 11:40:57 PM

Pretzels and cream cheese are my life

Also french bread and some nice cheeses but that's too expensive to do on the regular

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 11:45:20 PM

Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:40:57 PM

Pretzels and cream cheese are my life

Also french bread and some nice cheeses but that's too expensive to do on the regular

Alright, experiment next time you're having brie:
Tell me that rind doesn't smell like semen. Seriously.

Tyger · January 20, 2015, 11:46:02 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:45:20 PM

Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:40:57 PM
Pretzels and cream cheese are my life

Also french bread and some nice cheeses but that's too expensive to do on the regular
Alright, experiment next time you're having brie:
Tell me that rind doesn't smell like semen. Seriously.

I hate Brie so that probably won't be anytime soon

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 11:48:04 PM

Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:46:02 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:45:20 PM
Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:40:57 PM
Pretzels and cream cheese are my life

Also french bread and some nice cheeses but that's too expensive to do on the regular
Alright, experiment next time you're having brie:
Tell me that rind doesn't smell like semen. Seriously.
I hate Brie so that probably won't be anytime soon

Damn. I really need confirmation on this because it seems like I'm the only one smelling semen where it shouldn't be.
It's an awkward feeling.

Elegiac · January 20, 2015, 11:49:36 PM

cheese

Dan · January 20, 2015, 11:49:42 PM

Grilled cheese sandwhich, with a crust of melted cheese on both sides of the bread.

Tyger · January 20, 2015, 11:50:51 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:48:04 PM

Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:46:02 PM
Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:45:20 PM
Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:40:57 PM
Pretzels and cream cheese are my life

Also french bread and some nice cheeses but that's too expensive to do on the regular
Alright, experiment next time you're having brie:
Tell me that rind doesn't smell like semen. Seriously.
I hate Brie so that probably won't be anytime soon
Damn. I really need confirmation on this because it seems like I'm the only one smelling semen where it shouldn't be.
It's an awkward feeling.

https://www.google.com/search?q=why+does+brie+cheese+smell+like+sperm&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS600US600&oq=does+brie+smell+like+s&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l2&sourceid=chrome-mobile&espv=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en-US

Aether · January 20, 2015, 11:51:05 PM

I like crackers with cheese and pepperoni but, for a snack, it's a hassle to prepare.

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 11:54:28 PM

Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:50:51 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:48:04 PM
Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:46:02 PM
Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:45:20 PM
Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:40:57 PM
Pretzels and cream cheese are my life

Also french bread and some nice cheeses but that's too expensive to do on the regular
Alright, experiment next time you're having brie:
Tell me that rind doesn't smell like semen. Seriously.
I hate Brie so that probably won't be anytime soon
Damn. I really need confirmation on this because it seems like I'm the only one smelling semen where it shouldn't be.
It's an awkward feeling.
https://www.google.com/search?q=why+does+brie+cheese+smell+like+sperm&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS600US600&oq=does+brie+smell+like+s&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l2&sourceid=chrome-mobile&espv=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en-US

Holy shit, that first link.
>Dying

Tyger · January 20, 2015, 11:56:01 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:54:28 PM

Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:50:51 PM
Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:48:04 PM
Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:46:02 PM
Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:45:20 PM
Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:40:57 PM
Pretzels and cream cheese are my life

Also french bread and some nice cheeses but that's too expensive to do on the regular
Alright, experiment next time you're having brie:
Tell me that rind doesn't smell like semen. Seriously.
I hate Brie so that probably won't be anytime soon
Damn. I really need confirmation on this because it seems like I'm the only one smelling semen where it shouldn't be.
It's an awkward feeling.
https://www.google.com/search?q=why+does+brie+cheese+smell+like+sperm&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS600US600&oq=does+brie+smell+like+s&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l2&sourceid=chrome-mobile&espv=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en-US
Holy shit, that first link.
>Dying

If you're willing to put your money-shot where you mouth is, you'd send away for a copy of the cookbook "Natural Harvest," which goes into stomach-churning detail about how to store, prepare and serve semen as food.

Ásgeirr · January 20, 2015, 11:58:14 PM

I....dunno. I dont really snack unless theres chips or ice cream.

Naru · January 20, 2015, 11:58:43 PM

Penises

Epsira · January 21, 2015, 12:06:47 AM

Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:56:01 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:54:28 PM
Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:50:51 PM
Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:48:04 PM
Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:46:02 PM
Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 11:45:20 PM
Quote from: Tyger on January 20, 2015, 11:40:57 PM
Pretzels and cream cheese are my life

Also french bread and some nice cheeses but that's too expensive to do on the regular
Alright, experiment next time you're having brie:
Tell me that rind doesn't smell like semen. Seriously.
I hate Brie so that probably won't be anytime soon
Damn. I really need confirmation on this because it seems like I'm the only one smelling semen where it shouldn't be.
It's an awkward feeling.
https://www.google.com/search?q=why+does+brie+cheese+smell+like+sperm&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS600US600&oq=does+brie+smell+like+s&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l2&sourceid=chrome-mobile&espv=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en-US
Holy shit, that first link.
>Dying
If you're willing to put your money-shot where you mouth is, you'd send away for a copy of the cookbook "Natural Harvest," which goes into stomach-churning detail about how to store, prepare and serve semen as food.

If I legitimately spent money on a semen cook book I'd reconsider some life choices.